I am #1

[Funky Bunch]

I used Comcast twitter to get a discount on my internet this morning and they sent me this at the end. I'm guessing their AI is going a little overboard.

You are more than welcome. It was fun working with you. I enjoyed it, and the time we spent together was great. You were the best customer I have been chatting with since the start. You made my day. Too good. Xfinity always wants customers like you to grow more and will always try their best to provide the best services. If you need help, feel free to contact us anytime. We are available 24/7 to help our loyal and valuable customers like you. In the meantime, you can use http://xfinity.com anytime

 

[Moral]

I wish someone loved me as much as the Xfinity customer service bot loves you.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Number one at this

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Xfinity bot sounds like an escort

 

[hawkbirch]

You can fool some of the people all of the time. Thanks for sharing.

 

[tarheelbybirth]

I used Comcast twitter to get a discount on my internet this morning and they sent me this at the end. I'm guessing their AI is going a little overboard.

You are more than welcome. It was fun working with you. I enjoyed it, and the time we spent together was great. You were the best customer I have been chatting with since the start. You made my day. Too good. Xfinity always wants customers like you to grow more and will always try their best to provide the best services. If you need help, feel free to contact us anytime. We are available 24/7 to help our loyal and valuable customers like you. In the meantime, you can use http://xfinity.com anytime

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I used Comcast twitter to get a discount on my internet this morning and they sent me this at the end. I'm guessing their AI is going a little overboard.

You are more than welcome. It was fun working with you. I enjoyed it, and the time we spent together was great. You were the best customer I have been chatting with since the start. You made my day. Too good. Xfinity always wants customers like you to grow more and will always try their best to provide the best services. If you need help, feel free to contact us anytime. We are available 24/7 to help our loyal and valuable customers like you. In the meantime, you can use http://xfinity.com anytime

I’d say they need to turn down both the enthusiasm gauge and the glad-handing gauge from 100 to 69.


Also, lots of people on GIAHORT are # 1…

 

[NoleATL]

I used Comcast twitter to get a discount on my internet this morning and they sent me this at the end. I'm guessing their AI is going a little overboard.

You are more than welcome. It was fun working with you. I enjoyed it, and the time we spent together was great. You were the best customer I have been chatting with since the start. You made my day. Too good. Xfinity always wants customers like you to grow more and will always try their best to provide the best services. If you need help, feel free to contact us anytime. We are available 24/7 to help our loyal and valuable customers like you. In the meantime, you can use http://xfinity.com anytime

What did you do specifically? Wouldn't mind cutting our Key West internet bill... we only have internet with them, however.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Given the shitheads that anyone in customer service has to deal with, I could see someone writing that after a positive conversation.

 

[lucas80]

Given the shitheads that anyone in customer service has to deal with, I could see someone writing that after a positive conversation.

I’ve worked with that person. Lots of them. That’s the person that writes the post meeting email telling us all how great the meeting was and when can we all meet again??!!

 

[Funky Bunch]

What did you do specifically? Wouldn't mind cutting our Key West internet bill... we only have internet with them, however.

I have internet only too. I have the 1.2GB plan and was under a 3 year contract and was paying $79.99. Today I got my new bill for $99.99. I sent a DM on Twitter to @XfinitySupport. This is how I got the deal last time. They said I could get the same plan for $74.99 or $69.99 if I use auto-pay from checking. I think this is only good for a year though and it goes up some after that, but I'm fine with it.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

You are more than welcome. It was fun working with you. I enjoyed it, and the time we spent together was great. You were the best customer I have been chatting with since the start. You made my day. Too good. Xfinity always wants customers like you to grow more and will always try their best to provide the best services. If you need help, feel free to contact us anytime. We are available 24/7 to help our loyal and valuable customers like you. In the meantime, you can use http://xfinity.com anytime

The AI totally wants to be your sex slave.

 

[OrlandNole]

She sounds like a real slut and I hope she dies a horrible death. Thanks for sharing this.