Who was greater - Jimmy Buffett or Jesus?

[BelemNole]

People say how great Jesus was, but I think Buffett has the edge.

Jesus: Celebrate his birth on Christmas.
Buffett: Actually born on Christmas
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Fisherman of men.
Buffett: Fly fisherman
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Turned water into wine at a wedding
Buffett: Made Frozen Concoction Maker so everyone can have boat drinks at home.
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Returned from the dead.
Buffett: Nothing yet.
Advantage Jesus

Jesus: Walked on water
Buffett: Excellent surfer, paddle boarder
Advantage Tie

Jesus: Died for our sins.
Buffett: Great discography
Advantage Jesus I guess

Buffett wins 3-2-1

 

[tarheelbybirth]

People say how great Jesus was, but I think Buffett has the edge.

Jesus: Celebrate his birth on Christmas.
Buffett: Actually born on Christmas
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Fisherman of men.
Buffett: Fly fisherman
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Turned water into wine at a wedding
Buffett: Made Frozen Concoction Maker so everyone can have boat drinks at home.
Advantage Buffett

Jesus: Returned from the dead.
Buffett: Nothing yet.
Advantage Jesus

Jesus: Walked on water
Buffett: Excellent surfer, paddle boarder
Advantage Tie

Jesus: Died for our sins.
Buffett: Great discography
Advantage Jesus I guess

Buffett wins 3-2-1

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Jimmy Lives!!

 

[TennNole17]

Parrot heads are REALLY passionate.
Christians are (mostly) really passionate- but there's more of them

Jesus?

 

[BelemNole]

Parrot heads are REALLY passionate.
Christians are (mostly) really passionate- but there's more of them

Jesus?

Well if that's the criteria Taylor Swift probably wins.

 

[TennNole17]

Well if that's the criteria Taylor Swift probably wins.

I dunno, might be a tight race? Lots of Christians.

 

[BelemNole]

I dunno, might be a tight race? Lots of Christians.

I donno , lots of swifties.
Did Jesus have a concert movie make a quarter of a billion dollars?