I thought doing the splits was the most impressive part of the whole episode. If this had happened at a D3 school like ISU, this would be a nothing burger.
I don't know if it's possible but maybe setting up a kiosk at malls on huge shopping days like black Friday or weekends in December with a few of innercirclers/hwc wrestlers/coaches/board members and the same idea with Farmers markets in the summer.
Check availability in dinkytown(where the U is located), downtown Minneapolis, St. Paul or close to the airport or the mall of America. That way you can get to Williams via the lightrail.