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  1. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Now. Do people actually believe that gay women dont enjoy sex with a heterosexual guy? Are you guys Quakers? Been there. Done that. Megan’s next.
  2. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Lol. Believe me. I’ve been in a lot of WTF situations. I’ve seen everything. And sometimes, I go WTF? So for someone to tell me “That’s not how it works”. Don’t be a prude. There are a lot of F’d up ppl out there. Lol. So how do I get these three women in bed with me with my mom running...
  3. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Are you kidding? Wow!
  4. DEREKoh2

    Lachey

    It’s pronounced Hawkeye.
  5. DEREKoh2

    Best thing you have ever seen at a strip club?

    And name of club?
  6. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Now I’m upset. Mom now garnered a vote in my scientific poll. Thanks bastard.
  7. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Rapinoe is totally crushing this poll.
  8. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    I could make those ladies straight in 5. You just invite their friends and join in. Duh. It happens all of the time.
  9. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Place yourself as the director of this porno. Seriously. Take an HROT poster as the 4th participant in this video. When you say “Action!” How would this go down?
  10. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    Au Contraire Mademoiselle.
  11. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe, Ellen DeGeneres or Rachel Maddow.

    I’d do them all. But who would you rather have sex with?
  12. DEREKoh2

    Rapinoe should be kicked off US women’s soccer team!

    She’s one Dyke that I would plug with my thumb. I’d do her. Even with that mole on her face. I’d wake up and just go down for a continental breakfast in the morning.
  13. DEREKoh2

    The Confederacy. Southern dialect.

    I have a hell of a time understanding folk south of the Mason Dixon line. Do you? Any linguists out there? How does the English language develop a drawl like that? I dated a woman from Long Island for years. I totally get that dialect. And the nuances there. Plus all of the profanity...
  14. DEREKoh2

    Let’s talk about Nuclear War.

    Oh. I have spawn. So watch out. Back to the topic. I can honestly see Hezbollah. Iranian backed. Attacking Israel. Then Israel retaliating, destroying Site one and Site two. Now that the US has supplied them with long range fighter bomber capability. And the ordinance. To destroy the...
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    Let’s talk about Nuclear War.

    I had one of my kids ask me about the possibility. I told him, I’ve heard this shit from the 70s on. My dad (when he was alive) took it back to the 50s. I told him it was probably the closest in 1962 with the Cuban Missile Crisis, and that one time a wrench was dropped down a missile silo...
  16. DEREKoh2

    Is Topless Duluth MN swimmer right? “Men are allowed to do it, so I feel entitled to it as well”

    I mean, come on. I dated a busty milf 5 years ago. She was a reformed Dutch gal from Pella. She used to walk around naked at her house when I dated her. With her kids around even. They were teen boys at the time. She was so hot you could fry bacon on my forehead after watching her walk...
  17. DEREKoh2

    Megan Rapinoe on The Rachel Maddow Show tonight at 8 pm

    She’s hot. She should have went naked. Totally on my bucket, Rhymes with list.
  18. DEREKoh2

    Best vocalist in Rock?

    Mom was always good at that. But I played a recorder in 5th grade. My GF (at the time) was very impressed.
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    Best vocalist in Rock?

    Good choices.
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