First the airline says your bag is 1 pound overweight, then the plane is an hour late, you get shoved in a middle seat next to a man who smells like my Mom’s sweatpants and now you have to accept the black Jesus when you just want to get some sleep on a red-eye...
bear necessities
bears
epstein didn’tkill himself
just grin and bear it
karate kodiaks
maxwelldidn’tkillherselfyet
things chuck norris might lose to
ya gonna die