“The Vatican should be our 52nd state”

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Given how so many American Patriots are Catholics - including the good Supreme Court justices I appointed, not the Marxists that were already there - I propose that the Vatican should become our 52nd Great State. There’s no need for a new Pope when you have Yours Truly in office for another 4 (or 8!) years. With Canada and the Vatican we would be unbeatable! And they can share in the Golden Age with us! #MAGA

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I clicked on this and honestly wasn’t sure if it would be a real Trump quote or satire.

That is how bizarre our country is right now.

 

[The Tradition]

Sure, why not?

 

[millah_22]

Sure, why not?

1 year from now Trad is going to start a thread asking why we don't contract out the Cardinals.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

ok

Given how so many American Patriots are Catholics - including the good Supreme Court justices I appointed, not the Marxists that were already there - I propose that the Vatican should become our 52nd Great State. There’s no need for a new Pope when you have Yours Truly in office for another 4 (or 8!) years. With Canada and the Vatican we would be unbeatable! And they can share in the Golden Age with us! #MAGA

I’m guessing this one sounded a lot wittier before it left your ass, right?

 

[mthawkeyes]

1 year from now Trad is going to start a thread asking why we don't contract out the Cardinals.

You might be on to something. Think about how much more efficient and profitable the Catholic Church could be if they ditched the gold-bricking priests and bishops. A private contractor would be much more innovative. Maybe they could implement a program where if you pay a fee, the contractor would say prayers to get your eternal soul moved from Purgatory to Heaven. Everything would be smooth sailing from that point forward.

 

[millah_22]

You might be on to something. Think about how much more efficient and profitable the Catholic Church could be if they ditched the gold-bricking priests and bishops. A private contractor would be much more innovative. Maybe they could implement a program where if you pay a fee, the contractor would say prayers to get your eternal soul moved from Purgatory to Heaven. Everything would be smooth sailing from that point forward.

Plus, we'd be breaking up a union. win-win.

 

[mthawkeyes]

Plus, we'd be breaking up a union. win-win.

Right on. Jesus hated unions. That's why he told his followers that instead of gathering together, they pull themselves up by their own bootstraps to spread the word.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I clicked on this and honestly wasn’t sure if it would be a real Trump quote or satire.

That is how bizarre our country is right now.

I have impeccable sources!

 

[BrianNole777]

Trump would be the best Pope...the best! Just a tremendous Pope.

Anyone that disagrees is a disaster.