👋🏼Hope all you SUCKERS💨, FUCKERS 🍆🍑, AND TOE 🦶 SUCKERS 👅 are having a nice Valentine's day

[millah_22]

👋🏼SUP SUCKERS💨, ****ERS 🍆🍑, AND TOE 🦶 SUCKERS 👅 IT’S FRIDAY 📆 ****UARY THE 14TH 🚨🚨AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🤔 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY! 🌹🌹That’s right it’s the day for butt sluts🧴🍑, cum dumps 💦🗑️and phat rumps. 🍑👐 Whether you’re in a committed relationship 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 or a wagyu 🥩grade 💯slut. It’s the day to tug on heartstrings🥰 and anal beads📿 🍑it’s time to get romantic😘💋 and freaky 🧌 That’s right kiss all the lips 🦪🫦 fill ⛽️all the hearts 💖💛 and holes! 🕳️🕳️ Love 💕 is in the air ✈️ and maybe even your hair? 💇‍♀️💦 IT’S TIME TO TO GET DOWN ⬇️ FLIRTY 😏💅AND DIRTY🧼 Singles! Yes daddy? 👂👍🏻 It’s time to mingle!🎉 Guys make your cocks flop 🍆 girls make your pussy 🦪pop🍾 like a pringle. 🐿️ Couples? 👩‍❤️‍👨Yes Daddy?🙂‍↕️👴🏼 Time to spice it up! 🌶️🥵Anything goes from hot wax🕯️to mouse ears🧝‍♂️ to two girls one cup! 💩 🍶🍑 Butt keep a look 🫣out or you’ll catch 🫴🥜 one of cupids arrows 💘 or maybe a fat load to the face! 💦😩 And don’t forget to keep a Plan 🅱️ handy 👋🏼🍆😏 or you’ll be putting more Scorpihoes ♏️🦂into the world!🌎

SEND THIS TO YOUR 14 OF YOUR MOST RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑**** SLUTS AND GET A FREE HALLMARK BRANDED BUTT PLUG. 🍑🔌Get 1-5 back and you’re a wilted rose 🥀with no hoes🙅🏻‍♂️👩‍🌾. Get 6-10 back and you’ll get your salad 😩🥗 tossed and teeth flossed 🪥🍑Get 11 or more back ➕➕➕ and you’re getting the March 14th 🥩😲treatment 👩🏼‍⚕️ if you know what I mean 🤨😛😉Send to this my friend Hot Carl 🥵🔥 and you’ll make my hole week 🙏🏻

 

[Morrison71]

Love u Millah.

 

[millah_22]

Love u Millah.

🫶 THANK YOU MY RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑**** SLUT 🫶

 

[drew_hawk]

 

[The Tradition]

Why do you keep doing this?

 

[millah_22]

Why do you keep doing this?

Because people like it.

NOW SEND THIS TO YOUR 14 OF YOUR MOST RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑**** SLUTS AND GET A FREE HALLMARK BRANDED BUTT PLUG. 🍑🔌

 

[HerkyOwnsCy]

Why do you keep doing this?

Someone's a wilted rose with no hoes........

 

[The Tradition]

Because people like it.

NOW SEND THIS TO YOUR 14 OF YOUR MOST RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑**** SLUTS AND GET A FREE HALLMARK BRANDED BUTT PLUG. 🍑🔌

Nobody likes this.

Sort of like my weekly Dolphins gameday threads.

 

[drew_hawk]

Nobody likes this.

You're wrong about that. And I have proof

 

[millah_22]

Nobody likes this.

Sort of like my weekly Dolphins gameday threads.

Add some emojis to your dolphins threads

 

[Moral]

Nobody likes this.

Sort of like my weekly Dolphins gameday threads.

You sound stupid as hell right now.

 

[millah_22]

Nobody likes this.

Sort of like my weekly Dolphins gameday threads.

Here's a football one for @FAUlty Gator

STRIP👙 SACK SLUTS👯‍♂️, TURF🍑 TWERKERS💃, and TOUCHDOWN🏈 TARTS💋— THE FILL⛽️-ME-DILFIA👨‍🦳 SPREAD🦅 EAGLES💚 JUST PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 IN A RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 SLAMDOWN💥 THAT😩 LEFT ZERO👌 HOLES🍑 UNSATISFIED😵‍💫!
JALEN👅 HURTS🔥 WAS SLINGIN'🏈 PASSES🍆 LIKE📹 HE WAS FILMIN' A DIRTY👀 ONLYFANS💻 DROP💸 WHILE MAHOMES🧔 WAS GETTIN' SACKED🧦 HARDER🪤 THAN A BOTTOM🍑 AT A KINK⛓️ PARTY🎭. EVERY✋ TUSH🍑 PUSH🤚 HAD THE QUEEFS🧎‍♂️ ON THEIR KNEES💦 LIKE IT WAS SUNDAY🙏 SERVICE⛪️, BUT WITH MORE MOANING👂.
AJ🍫 BROWN🔥 AND DEVONTA🕊️ SMITH💨 WERE *SNATCHIN'*🏈 BALLS💥 LIKE IT WAS A BLACK🛍️ FRIDAY💳 SALE, WHILE THE CHIEFS’ DEFENSE🚫 STOOD AROUND😵‍💫 LIKE CONFUSED👶 VIRGINS💍 ON THEIR WEDDING💔 NIGHT. MAHOMES🏃‍♂️ TRIED TO SCRAMBLE💨 BUT THE EAGLES🦅 SAID "NAH👋, BEND🍑 OVER AGAIN."
KENDRICK🎤 LAMAR🔥 HAD HALFTIME🎶 LOOKIN' LIKE A STRIP🍑 CLUB💃 IN VEGAS🎰, BUT EVEN HE COULDN’T SAVE❌ THE QUEEFS FROM TAKIN' THAT THROBBIN' L💀. THE EAGLES🚨 WERE IN THE RED🔴 ZONE SO MUCH, IT LOOKED LIKE A TAMPON🩸 COMMERCIAL📺.
EAGLES🦅 FANS💚 RN: FLY🚀 EAGLES FLY🍻🎉 WHILE CHIEFS😭 FANS ARE AT HOME🏠 CRYIN' INTO THEIR BBQ🍗 AND WONDERIN' IF MAHOMES’ CONTRACT📜 INCLUDED A FREE🛋️ THERAPIST.
ANDY🍔 REID🧔‍♂️? BRO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRYNA CALL📞 FOR A PIZZA🍕 WHILE MAHOMES WAS GETTIN' PLOWED🚜 HARDER THAN A SNOW❄️ DAY IN BUFFALO🦬.
FINAL💥 SCORE? EAGLES💨 BLEW THE QUEEFS SO HARD THEY GOT WIND🌬️ BURN🔥. CHIEFS GOT DRENCHED💦 HARDER THAN A WET👕 T-SHIRT🏖️ CONTEST.
SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ OF YOUR DIRTY👨‍🦳 GRIDIRON🏈 DADDIES OR YOU'LL BE STUCK SLURPIN'😋 OFF A LIMP🥔 CHODE AT NEXT YEAR'S HALFTIME🕞.

 

[millah_22]

You sound stupid as hell right now.

my favorite part of this thread is learning that we can use the F word in titles.

 

[drew_hawk]

 

[MitchLL]

You sound stupid as hell right now.

Now???????

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Here's a football one for @FAUlty Gator

STRIP👙 SACK SLUTS👯‍♂️, TURF🍑 TWERKERS💃, and TOUCHDOWN🏈 TARTS💋— THE FILL⛽️-ME-DILFIA👨‍🦳 SPREAD🦅 EAGLES💚 JUST PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 IN A RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 SLAMDOWN💥 THAT😩 LEFT ZERO👌 HOLES🍑 UNSATISFIED😵‍💫!
JALEN👅 HURTS🔥 WAS SLINGIN'🏈 PASSES🍆 LIKE📹 HE WAS FILMIN' A DIRTY👀 ONLYFANS💻 DROP💸 WHILE MAHOMES🧔 WAS GETTIN' SACKED🧦 HARDER🪤 THAN A BOTTOM🍑 AT A KINK⛓️ PARTY🎭. EVERY✋ TUSH🍑 PUSH🤚 HAD THE QUEEFS🧎‍♂️ ON THEIR KNEES💦 LIKE IT WAS SUNDAY🙏 SERVICE⛪️, BUT WITH MORE MOANING👂.
AJ🍫 BROWN🔥 AND DEVONTA🕊️ SMITH💨 WERE *SNATCHIN'*🏈 BALLS💥 LIKE IT WAS A BLACK🛍️ FRIDAY💳 SALE, WHILE THE CHIEFS’ DEFENSE🚫 STOOD AROUND😵‍💫 LIKE CONFUSED👶 VIRGINS💍 ON THEIR WEDDING💔 NIGHT. MAHOMES🏃‍♂️ TRIED TO SCRAMBLE💨 BUT THE EAGLES🦅 SAID "NAH👋, BEND🍑 OVER AGAIN."
KENDRICK🎤 LAMAR🔥 HAD HALFTIME🎶 LOOKIN' LIKE A STRIP🍑 CLUB💃 IN VEGAS🎰, BUT EVEN HE COULDN’T SAVE❌ THE QUEEFS FROM TAKIN' THAT THROBBIN' L💀. THE EAGLES🚨 WERE IN THE RED🔴 ZONE SO MUCH, IT LOOKED LIKE A TAMPON🩸 COMMERCIAL📺.
EAGLES🦅 FANS💚 RN: FLY🚀 EAGLES FLY🍻🎉 WHILE CHIEFS😭 FANS ARE AT HOME🏠 CRYIN' INTO THEIR BBQ🍗 AND WONDERIN' IF MAHOMES’ CONTRACT📜 INCLUDED A FREE🛋️ THERAPIST.
ANDY🍔 REID🧔‍♂️? BRO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRYNA CALL📞 FOR A PIZZA🍕 WHILE MAHOMES WAS GETTIN' PLOWED🚜 HARDER THAN A SNOW❄️ DAY IN BUFFALO🦬.
FINAL💥 SCORE? EAGLES💨 BLEW THE QUEEFS SO HARD THEY GOT WIND🌬️ BURN🔥. CHIEFS GOT DRENCHED💦 HARDER THAN A WET👕 T-SHIRT🏖️ CONTEST.
SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ OF YOUR DIRTY👨‍🦳 GRIDIRON🏈 DADDIES OR YOU'LL BE STUCK SLURPIN'😋 OFF A LIMP🥔 CHODE AT NEXT YEAR'S HALFTIME🕞.

There it is. Word is bond.

 

[Tenacious E]

my favorite part of this thread is learning that we can use the F word in titles.

I thought you were committing HORT seppuku, but apparently you missed every organ.

 

[NoleATL]

Here's a football one for @FAUlty Gator

STRIP👙 SACK SLUTS👯‍♂️, TURF🍑 TWERKERS💃, and TOUCHDOWN🏈 TARTS💋— THE FILL⛽️-ME-DILFIA👨‍🦳 SPREAD🦅 EAGLES💚 JUST PUNISHED🔨 THE KansASS🍑 CLITTY🐱 QUEEFS💨 IN A RAW-DOG🍆 NO-LUBE💦 SLAMDOWN💥 THAT😩 LEFT ZERO👌 HOLES🍑 UNSATISFIED😵‍💫!
JALEN👅 HURTS🔥 WAS SLINGIN'🏈 PASSES🍆 LIKE📹 HE WAS FILMIN' A DIRTY👀 ONLYFANS💻 DROP💸 WHILE MAHOMES🧔 WAS GETTIN' SACKED🧦 HARDER🪤 THAN A BOTTOM🍑 AT A KINK⛓️ PARTY🎭. EVERY✋ TUSH🍑 PUSH🤚 HAD THE QUEEFS🧎‍♂️ ON THEIR KNEES💦 LIKE IT WAS SUNDAY🙏 SERVICE⛪️, BUT WITH MORE MOANING👂.
AJ🍫 BROWN🔥 AND DEVONTA🕊️ SMITH💨 WERE *SNATCHIN'*🏈 BALLS💥 LIKE IT WAS A BLACK🛍️ FRIDAY💳 SALE, WHILE THE CHIEFS’ DEFENSE🚫 STOOD AROUND😵‍💫 LIKE CONFUSED👶 VIRGINS💍 ON THEIR WEDDING💔 NIGHT. MAHOMES🏃‍♂️ TRIED TO SCRAMBLE💨 BUT THE EAGLES🦅 SAID "NAH👋, BEND🍑 OVER AGAIN."
KENDRICK🎤 LAMAR🔥 HAD HALFTIME🎶 LOOKIN' LIKE A STRIP🍑 CLUB💃 IN VEGAS🎰, BUT EVEN HE COULDN’T SAVE❌ THE QUEEFS FROM TAKIN' THAT THROBBIN' L💀. THE EAGLES🚨 WERE IN THE RED🔴 ZONE SO MUCH, IT LOOKED LIKE A TAMPON🩸 COMMERCIAL📺.
EAGLES🦅 FANS💚 RN: FLY🚀 EAGLES FLY🍻🎉 WHILE CHIEFS😭 FANS ARE AT HOME🏠 CRYIN' INTO THEIR BBQ🍗 AND WONDERIN' IF MAHOMES’ CONTRACT📜 INCLUDED A FREE🛋️ THERAPIST.
ANDY🍔 REID🧔‍♂️? BRO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS TRYNA CALL📞 FOR A PIZZA🍕 WHILE MAHOMES WAS GETTIN' PLOWED🚜 HARDER THAN A SNOW❄️ DAY IN BUFFALO🦬.
FINAL💥 SCORE? EAGLES💨 BLEW THE QUEEFS SO HARD THEY GOT WIND🌬️ BURN🔥. CHIEFS GOT DRENCHED💦 HARDER THAN A WET👕 T-SHIRT🏖️ CONTEST.
SEND THIS TO 8️⃣ OF YOUR DIRTY👨‍🦳 GRIDIRON🏈 DADDIES OR YOU'LL BE STUCK SLURPIN'😋 OFF A LIMP🥔 CHODE AT NEXT YEAR'S HALFTIME🕞.

Genius!

 

[QChawks]

𓀓𓂸

 

[Moral]

𓀓𓂸

Reported!!

 

[millah_22]

I thought you were committing HORT seppuku, but apparently you missed every organ.

The mods are busy scanning all of Ciggy's threads.