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🚨Swarm donation bucket setup at Whiteys🚨

mizzoufan90

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I got my MIL posted up at the Whiteys on 41st street in Moline.

Poor woman can barely stand but I told her it Kirk can make $10 million a year to 💩 his pants on live TV, she can muster the courage to fund his salary by standing out in the rain and ring her swarm bell.

Please bring change or fiat currency. We tried setting up Venmo but she got scammed by some Tijuana Ladyboys for $150. Long story, don’t ask.
 
I got my MIL posted up at the Whiteys on 41st street in Moline.

Poor woman can barely stand but I told her it Kirk can make $10 million a year to 💩 his pants on live TV, she can muster the courage to fund his salary by standing out in the rain and ring her swarm bell.

Please bring change or fiat currency. We tried setting up Venmo but she got scammed by some Tijuana Ladyboys for $150. Long story, don’t ask.
Glad You made it thru the Night and have no ill effects a tube of prep H and trip to the STD Clinic cannot fix, Ferentz can loan You His tube , He only used half at the hotel after being out Coached so bad it inflamed Him up the likes not seen since at OSU Years ago when He played for overtime.
 
Glad You made it thru the Night and have no ill effects a tube of prep H and trip to the STD Clinic cannot fix, Ferentz can loan You His tube , He only used half at the hotel after being out Coached so bad it inflamed Him up the likes not seen since at OSU Years ago when He played for overtime.
What kind of dog is that? Are you a breeder?
 
It takes a ton of integrity and honor to come stain up an opposing team’s message board when you chose not to show up unless your team won. You’re the worst kind of fan.

Mods - please ban this dickless dolt
Your mods aren’t going to ban me. I spoke to @Eliot Clough down in Nashville and complimented his beautiful head of hair.

There is no way faster to a Gen Z male’s heart than praising his lettuce.
 
Your mods aren’t going to ban me. I spoke to @Eliot Clough down in Nashville and complimented his beautiful head of hair.

There is no way faster to a Gen Z male’s heart than praising his lettuce.
I know you’re just here to troll, but a few extra bucks in the Swarm bucket isn’t fixing Captain Fossil.

If an Iowa fan wants to do something beneficial for the Iowa program, they should start a collection to help pay for Kirk’s buyout.
 
I know you’re just here to troll, but a few extra bucks in the Swarm bucket isn’t fixing Captain Fossil.

If an Iowa fan wants to do something beneficial for the Iowa program, they should start a collection to help pay for Kirk’s buyout.
I know a close friend of Kirk and he said quote “As long as Chucky G. can be a senator, I can coach ball.”
 
Oh wow so hilarious OP….. Almost as good as your first thread you started this morning regurgitating same lame joke. Congrats your ranked team but an unranked team by 3.
 
Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
kyle broflovski kid GIF by South Park
 
How much $$?
Wolves are not to be owned , They are divine creatures to us Danes , there is a pack of timber Wolves close they know if the Winter is very harsh for an extended period that a couple lambs will be left in the back 80 for them, They steer clear of the dog boarding business and My livestock areas . That is as close as I will ever get to em , they owned the land long before Idid.
 
It takes a ton of integrity and honor to come stain up an opposing team’s message board when you chose not to show up unless your team won. You’re the worst kind of fan.

Mods - please ban this dickless dolt
I don't know if your reply was intentional or just a fluke, but this is a really good reply to OP's post about his wife being a prostitute.
 
Dude got destroyed in his other thread so he had to start a new one. Man that's pathetic.
 
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