100% proof your devices are listening!

[Hawki97]

While I was telling @Gus is dead that I wasn’t going to be his buddy at a tailgate because of my judgments of him from HORT, this commercial came on NFL Network. I’ve never seen it before. Talk about amazing triangulation of the algorithm!

Just kidding about the device is listening btw, it was just serendipitous.



What are your thoughts on the commercial? Bullshit or legit? My vote is bullshit. I don’t want to know you assholes.

 

[hawksense]

They’re listening. No doubt. Zero.

 

[pink shizzle]

I was in China and even with VPN, some things wouldn't load. My IG wouldn't load, had a random talking mention of Jeff Goldblum, and next time I opened IG nothing loaded other than a Jeff Goldblum meme.

 

[BioHawk]

Haven't the companies been forced to admit that the microphone is listening when it wasn't supposed to be through lawsuits? I might be mistaken though.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

If you can give voice commands to Alexa or Siri to do something then how could the devices not be listening?

 

[LuciousBDragon]

OP’s devices are definitely listening to him and positioning many jelq lube ads in all his feeds.

 

[gohawks50]

Sometimes it seems like my devices not only listen, they read my mind!