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3 Questions Everyone Must Ask

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What are the 3 questions everyone must ask themselves?

1. Where did I come from?
2. Why am I here on this earth?
3. Where am I going after I die?

1. A Christian believes every person has been created by God
2.A Christian knows we are to love God and put our faith in Him.
3 A Christian trusts that those with faith in Christ go to heaven.
 
Mom
Here
Ashes to be spread in a few spots. Places my kids likely will visit and have a chance to remember me.

not a fan of cemeteries. After a while nobody is going to look at the headstone. Would rather donate $$$ towards an Oasis on a bike trail.
 
What are the 3 questions everyone must ask themselves?

1. Where did I come from?
2. Why am I here on this earth?
3. Where am I going after I die?

1. A Christian believes every person has been created by God
2.A Christian knows we are to love God and put our faith in Him.
3 A Christian trusts that those with faith in Christ go to heaven.
Hmm. These are questions I ask way, way more often:

1. What's for dinner?
2. Are those real?
3. Can that team REALLY hit the over?
 
What are the 3 questions everyone must ask themselves?

1. Where did I come from?
2. Why am I here on this earth?
3. Where am I going after I die?

1. A Christian believes every person has been created by God
2.A Christian knows we are to love God and put our faith in Him.
3 A Christian trusts that those with faith in Christ go to heaven.
1. Mom (no pics) and Dad were horny.
2. Mom (no pics) and Dad were on earth all their lives.
3. Nobody knows, and anybody who claims to know is a liar.
 
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Where did I come from? Mom's uterus

Why am I here on this earth? Mom and dad had nookie because dad was getting ready to deploy

Where am I going when I die? Hopefully getting composted and fed to my trees.
 
How high is up?

Why is the sky blue?

And whatever happened to Mrs. Healy?
 
Where does that highway go to?
Am I right, am I wrong?
My god, what have I done?

In all seriousness, none of those OP questions is detailed enough to provide a simple answer.
 
Those are all actually really simple questions. Each of us decides how complicated our answers will be (if one even decides to answer).
Can’t believe I Pepsi’d the prior Talking Heads references. My bad.

They are very simple questions. I can probably come up with more answers for each than I would care to count.
 
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What is my confidence level that this is a fart?
How bold am I?
What are my contigency plans?
 
Where’s my f’n $10k handout?!?
Heart or Fleetwood Mac?
Did you experience corporal punishment when you were a student?
 
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1. Not what my country can do for me, but what I can do for my country
2. What's left of the flag for me?
3. Should I stay or should I go?
 
1. Which is the best Kevin?
2. Which is the worst Kevin?
3. Who is the asshole?
 
Do I measure from the bhole, top, or base of the penis?
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