3 Ways To Keep Your Woman From Cheating

[naturalmwa]

I love this website, I may spend all day getting hetero.

3 Ways To Keep Your Woman From Cheating

I’ll go ahead and save everyone the time and an unnecessary article and reveal the one and only way to handle sexual disloyalty from your woman:

You don’t.

Drop her like the cheating slut she is and don’t look back. Easier said than done, but we all know taking back a cheating woman will turn your life upside down in a hurry.

The best way to handle infidelity is to prevent it from happening in the first place. So here are my tried and true, three best remedies to keep your girl from spreadin’ em for other dudes.

1. Flirt with other girls in front of her
2. Never say “I’m sorry”……EVER
3. Be unabashedly selfish

http://www.returnofkings.com/76238/3-ways-to-keep-your-woman-from-cheating

 

[KennyPowers_96]

I'm glad to see this is all coming from one site. For a minute I thought you had a strong hankering to rejoin our team.

This author hit the nail on the head. All women seem to be some sort of low grade masochists.

 

[artradley]

I'm glad to see this is all coming from one site. For a minute I thought you had a strong hankering to rejoin our team.

This author hit the nail on the head. All women seem to be some sort of low grade masochists.

Interesting. When I was in high school in the early 70's a friend and I observed that the crappier you treat a girl the better she'll treat you. Amazing that this hasn't changed in 40 years.

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm glad to see this is all coming from one site. For a minute I thought you had a strong hankering to rejoin our team.

This author hit the nail on the head. All women seem to be some sort of low grade masochists.

Must be low grade, have you seen 50 Shades of Gray. Very tame.

 

[BelemNole]

Clearly written by someone with a long, healthy, happy marriage.

 

[naturalmwa]

Clearly written by someone with a long, healthy, happy marriage.

You got my hopes up as I was reading along, only to end with a fizzle.

 

[BelemNole]

You got my hopes up as I was reading along, only to end with a fizzle.

There's a pill that can help with that.

 

[ICHawk-I]

Clearly written by someone with a long, healthy, happy marriage.

Check out the message that this site promotes, you'll understand where the author is coming from: http://www.returnofkings.com/about

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

You got my hopes up as I was reading along, only to end with a fizzle.

Are you looking at this from a "woman's" perspective? You will need to enlighten me because I am not well versed in how this thing works for 2 guys...

 

[naturalmwa]

Are you looking at this from a "woman's" perspective? You will need to enlighten me because I am not well versed in how this thing works for 2 guys...

With two guys there is no women's perspective. Its pretty simple, imagine you are with yourself. That shouldn't be a stretch.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

With two guys there is no women's perspective. Its pretty simple, imagine you are with yourself. That shouldn't be a stretch.

I'm sorry but it was my impression one of you guys did the dutiful wife and mommy role...

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm sorry but it was my impression one of you guys did the dutiful wife and mommy role...

That's a mistake many make. Did you ever have male roommates? I bet when you did one was better at cooking or making sure the place was picked up before a date. That (probably) didn't make him a female. Society is more comfortable thinking of gay guys as fem, it's easier to discount that. But in reality gay guys are attracted to masculinity and embrace what that means. We're a whole lot more like Spartans than sissies, that's why we win.

 

[Jakeleg Jake]

That's a mistake many make. Did you ever have male roommates? I bet when you did one was better at cooking or making sure the place was picked up before a date. That (probably) didn't make him a female. Society is more comfortable thinking of gay guys as fem, it's easier to discount that. But in reality gay guys are attracted to masculinity and embrace what that means. We're a whole lot more like Spartans than sissies, that's why we win.

Well you are a nice person and I like you...no homo.

 

[theIowaHawk]

That's a mistake many make. Did you ever have male roommates? I bet when you did one was better at cooking or making sure the place was picked up before a date. That (probably) didn't make him a female. Society is more comfortable thinking of gay guys as fem, it's easier to discount that. But in reality gay guys are attracted to masculinity and embrace what that means. We're a whole lot more like Spartans than sissies, that's why we win.

Are you Larry or Balki?

 

[naturalmwa]

Are you Larry or Balki?

He was from Mypos, our slave colony.

 

[Foxclone]

#4. Switch sides and play with the other team.

 

[BrianNole09]

That's a mistake many make. Did you ever have male roommates? I bet when you did one was better at cooking or making sure the place was picked up before a date. That (probably) didn't make him a female. Society is more comfortable thinking of gay guys as fem, it's easier to discount that. But in reality gay guys are attracted to masculinity and embrace what that means. We're a whole lot more like Spartans than sissies, that's why we win.

What percentage of gay men act like flaming homosexuals and what percent act totally straight? Can you ballpark it?

 

[naturalmwa]

What percentage of gay men act like flaming homosexuals and what percent act totally straight? Can you ballpark it?

Oh that's hard. The flamers stand out and are ever do fun. When Cher comes on we all turn the Butane up. But exaggerated masculinity is a huge thing in the gay world. The way heteros might fetishize Barbie girly imagery, we fetishize the superhero body and the lumberjack.

 

[LuteHawk]

Gay guys lust after Paul Bunyan and straight guys lust
after Kate Upton. This is the gospel according to Natural.

 

[naturalmwa]

Gay guys lust after Paul Bunyan and straight guys lust
after Kate Upton. This is the gospel according to Natural.

Do you even disagree?