69 Bit coin reward for information leading to the safe return of @moral to GIAHORT...

[jamesvanderwulf]

...or the location of where the body is buried. Here is a composite sketch based on a picture I remember of Doggo. Sketch of @Moral based on DNA left on OP's mom. Hopefully his safe return is imminent as he is the lubrication that makes GIAHORT's gears mesh smoothly...

 

[Thunderlips71]

I heard he went to Key West and caught the gay or something

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I have been super worried about that guy. Miss ya @Moral. I guess I will keep looking…

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Now that I think about it, instead of searching for him why don’t we just lure him to us? Here is what we will need:

• 69 oz of the finest ganja money can buy
• 2 fine ladies of Eastern European descent…preferably Ukrainian
• Modest Mouse playing on the ol’ stereo
• A variety of IT supplies (Ethernet cables, old mice, really anything should do). Gotta make it feel homey when he resurfaces
• And maybe a Delorean. Or an El Camino. Or a Yugo.

 

[GOHOX69]

I believe we can cancel operation quickfind. I do believe @Moral has successfully returned! Thankfully!

 

[ping72]

I believe we can cancel operation quickfind. I do believe @Moral has successfully returned! Thankfully!

I found him. It turns out he was down at the public library, this whole time!

How do I claim my 69 bitcoin?

Suspect in Shelter House assault arrested for intoxication at IC Public Library

Lang 3/3/23 A suspect in an assault has been arrested for intoxication at the Iowa City Public Library. 37-year-old transient Elizabeth Leiss was arrested at the library just after 1:30 Tuesday afternoon. Iowa City Police say Leiss

www.1630kcjj.com

 

[Moral]

I found him. It turns out he was down at the public library, this whole time!

How do I claim my 69 bitcoin?

Suspect in Shelter House assault arrested for intoxication at IC Public Library

Lang 3/3/23 A suspect in an assault has been arrested for intoxication at the Iowa City Public Library. 37-year-old transient Elizabeth Leiss was arrested at the library just after 1:30 Tuesday afternoon. Iowa City Police say Leiss

www.1630kcjj.com

"The alleged victim reports she discovered Leiss going through her items in their common living space."

I read this as all legged. Guess the library can't fix my phonics issue. Time to call 1-800-ABCDEFG