A bar walks into a guy...

[QChawks]

 

[The Tradition]

I hate it when that happens.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

OPs dad after finding out how many dudes are banging OPs mom

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Thats a slip and fall on a wet surface if I have evwr seen one.

 

[McLovin32]

OPs dad after finding out how many dudes are banging OPs mom

And seeing that one of them is named McLovin

 

[QChawks]

OPs dad after finding out how many dudes are banging OPs mom

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

 

[mstp1992]

Meanwhile, Phineas Gage said: "hold my bar"

 

[The Tradition]

Meanwhile, Phineas Gage said: "hold my bar"

Dafuq? How the hell does that happen?

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Thats a slip and fall on a wet surface if I have evwr seen one.

 

[NoleATL]

From what I can see... Wood. And, he's even presenting that butt...

 

[claykenny]

Dafuq? How the hell does that happen?

I once saw a guy who jumped off the back of a truck, slipped, and got impaled by a broom handle. Went through his pants, up his butt, through his rectum and bladder, and then came to rest in his iliac artery. It was witnessed at work, so wasn’t a sex thing.