A giraffe is loose in NYC

[KFsdisciple]

authorities can’t confirm how it got there, but say this giraffe is native to the savanna of Africa. The Central Park zoo denies the wandering giraffe came from there, but the exhibit was closed to the public yesterday and refused to acknowledge if all their giraffes are accounted for.

Giraffes aren’t particularly dangerous for humans however authorities are monitoring the situation. The origin of the giraffe is unknown at this time, but experts suggest it may have used its long neck to keep its head above water as it traversed the Atlantic Ocean.

“Giraffe’s have a unique ability to swim with their long legs and signature neck.” Said Geoffrey the Giraffe, a well known and unique speaking giraffe. “I remember my trip from Africa to the US before opening up a toy store in the 80’s”

Though the experts and authorities don’t expect this to become a major issue, they are asking everyone to stay at home, and if you must go out, stay 6 feet apart for your safety.

Mayor Adams was unavailable for comment.

 

[Hawki97]

OMG dude. This is so funny!!!

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[KFsdisciple]

OMG dude. This is so funny!!!

Edit to add: A reminder as the originator of the post you have the power to delete it and scrub it from HORTs history. This power can be used in cases where, for example, the user further exemplifies that Republican humor is the stupidest humor.

Oh no, a joke isn’t universally funny to everyone? Oh maybe I should delete it… but I won’t .

 

[Hawki97]

Oh no, a joke isn’t universally funny to everyone? Oh maybe I should delete it… but I won’t .

I’m here to provide guidance. What people do with that guidance is up to them. Also, credit where credit is due. Nice job spelling loose correctly.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

I, for one, welcome, our new giraffe overlords.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Oh no, a joke isn’t universally funny to anyone?

Fixed it for ya

 

[Moral]

Yeah, I highly doubt that's real. Not going to trick me OP.

 

[KFsdisciple]

I’m here to provide guidance. What people do with that guidance is up to them. Also, credit where credit is due. Nice job spelling loose correctly.

I’d hate to lose the opportunity to use loose correctly.

 

[KFsdisciple]

Fixed it for ya

Or perhaps you just weren’t the intended audience. Who knew the world didn’t revolve around you? Everyone but you.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

authorities can’t confirm how it got there, but say this giraffe is native to the savanna of Africa. The Central Park zoo denies the wandering giraffe came from there, but the exhibit was closed to the public yesterday and refused to acknowledge if all their giraffes are accounted for.

Giraffes aren’t particularly dangerous for humans however authorities are monitoring the situation. The origin of the giraffe is unknown at this time, but experts suggest it may have used its long neck to keep its head above water as it traversed the Atlantic Ocean.

“Giraffe’s have a unique ability to swim with their long legs and signature neck.” Said Geoffrey the Giraffe, a well known and unique speaking giraffe. “I remember my trip from Africa to the US before opening up a toy store in the 80’s”

Though the experts and authorities don’t expect this to become a major issue, they are asking everyone to stay at home, and if you must go out, stay 6 feet apart for your safety.

Mayor Adams was unavailable for comment.

 

[KFsdisciple]

I, for one, welcome, our new giraffe overlords.

Thank you. You will have a special place among us granted by the long neck lords.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Or perhaps you just weren’t the intended audience. Who knew the world didn’t revolve around you? Everyone but you.

You're right, you are super hilarious

 

[KFsdisciple]

You're right, you are super hilarious

I don’t need to be right, it’s a joke, laugh or don’t… 🤷‍♂️

 

[bdg8]

 

[win4jj]

Apparently some animals are funnier than others.

 

[KFsdisciple]

It appears NYC is safe now, the threat has been put down.

 

[hawksurprize]

Oh no, a joke isn’t universally funny to everyone? Oh maybe I should delete it… but I won’t .

No but a punch able face is universal. Jessie Waters looking at you.

 

[KFsdisciple]

No but a punch able face is universal. Jessie Waters looking at you.

Oh I was thinking Bo Pelini but that works too

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[win4jj]

It’s not always easy to get a giraffe out of your jokes.

 

[desihawk]

authorities can’t confirm how it got there, but say this giraffe is native to the savanna of Africa. The Central Park zoo denies the wandering giraffe came from there, but the exhibit was closed to the public yesterday and refused to acknowledge if all their giraffes are accounted for.

Giraffes aren’t particularly dangerous for humans however authorities are monitoring the situation. The origin of the giraffe is unknown at this time, but experts suggest it may have used its long neck to keep its head above water as it traversed the Atlantic Ocean.

“Giraffe’s have a unique ability to swim with their long legs and signature neck.” Said Geoffrey the Giraffe, a well known and unique speaking giraffe. “I remember my trip from Africa to the US before opening up a toy store in the 80’s”

Though the experts and authorities don’t expect this to become a major issue, they are asking everyone to stay at home, and if you must go out, stay 6 feet apart for your safety.

Mayor Adams was unavailable for comment.

has the mayor notified ICE to take care of this problem?

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

I’d hate to lose the opportunity to use loose correctly.

You are a little loose with the “loses” ya loose lipped loser.