Zsa Zsa Gabor { a very hot actress} sat down with cat in her lap. She asked him if he would like to pet her pussy. He said yeah if you get rid of that damn cat!
A great old quote from Johnny Carson
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Once during an election year, maybe 92, he talked about when Clinton said he smoked marijuana but didn't inhale. He then followed that with Jerry Brown smoked marijuana but didn't exhale.
IIRC he once told Dolly Parton he would give a year’s salary to look under there.
most definitely but i suspect it wasn’t all that great for women back then
Don't hate me - this is one of many risque stories that is not true.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carson-cat-remark/
There is another one - " The story goes that during a Tonight Show appearance, Arnold Palmer was asked by Johnny Carson if he had any good-luck rituals. The golfer replied, "Yes, my wife kisses my balls." To which Carson supposedly quipped, "I'll bet that flutters your putter."2
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/carson-cat-remark/
There is another one - " The story goes that during a Tonight Show appearance, Arnold Palmer was asked by Johnny Carson if he had any good-luck rituals. The golfer replied, "Yes, my wife kisses my balls." To which Carson supposedly quipped, "I'll bet that flutters your putter."2
'I Kiss His Balls for Luck'
Old broadcast legend holds that the wife of a famous golfer blurted out on the air that she kisses her husband's balls for luck.
www.snopes.com
Johnny’s reaction and timing in that clip were comedic perfection. The way he grabbed Ed’s arm and then pretended to sharpen the blade while he waited for the audience laughter to die down before “I didn’t even know you were Jewish.”
Always good! This one is timely in today's environment.
And Johnny about loses it a couple of times during this one.
The good thing about it was Republican or Democrat didn't matter you were fair game if you were a politician
