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A-hole crashes global economy - by God

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Ahole Crashes Global Economy​

Thanks a lot, ahole.​


God
Apr 03, 2025



Dear Humans,
The economy is collapsing. The markets are tanking. Trump’s base is losing their minds. It’s the end of the world as we know it, and no one feels fine.


1. Evil Prick Calls It “Liberation Day”​

Donold Trump just slapped an insane amount of tariffs on all imports. Not just from China. From everywhere. This will mean higher prices on everything. It’s the biggest peacetime tax raise in American history.

As the economy crashes today, he and his billionaire friends will swoop in and buy up everything, ultimately transferring even more wealth from the middle class into the hands of billionaires.

2. This Is Not Reciprocity. This Is Retribution.​

He claims these tariffs are “ reciprocal.” It is not. Real reciprocal tariffs mirror what other nations charge. Trump invented a ‘Republican girl math’ formula based on trade deficits. It is total bullshit and lies.
He’s got a US military base on the list of places to tariff. He’s also got an island primarly populated by penguins. BUT do you know who wasn’t on the list of countries hit with tariffs? Russia! Gee, I wonder why?

3. The Market Hath Spoken​

Donold waited until markets closed to make his announcement, but that didn’t stop global economies from crashing in after hours trading. The Dow dropped $2 trillion in 20 minutes.
And yet, millions of people will feel this pain and not be informed enough to know who to blame.

4. His Own Voters Are Screaming​

The leopards are stuffed. Truly, they can’t eat enough bite, really. They’re going to explode with all these Trump voter faces they’re eating right now. Sadly, everyone will suffer for their bigotry guided idiocy.

5. Even Mike Pence Is Pushing Back​

Even Mike Pence, professional milksop, is now calling this “unwise.” It says a lot! Even the guy without a spine is speaking up.

6. This Isn’t About Trade. It’s About Control.​

This is not strategy. It is a shakedown. Trump wants businesses and governors to beg for exemptions. He wants obedience in exchange for relief. As always, he’s a Russian agent who operates like a mobster.

7. When People Speak Up​

This was not a mistake. It was malice. He broke the system on purpose, knowing full well that families would suffer, that people would lose jobs, that lives would be upended. And still, there are those who cheer. I do not write this in jest. I write this because I am heartbroken. Anyone who supports this is not simply mistaken. They are insane.
But hear Me now: this is not the end. Already, some Republicans are breaking ranks. Just yesterday the Senate voted to undo the tariffs on Canada.
This is what happens when people speak up!

Like Cory Booker says, if enough of you rise up, if you flood your representatives phonelines with righteous outrage, the rest will follow.

Not because they care. But because they fear you more than they fear him.
You are not powerless.
You are the storm they fear is coming.

Spread This Like Wildfire​

This post was not brought to you by billionaires or corporate media. It was written in holy rage and sorrow.

"I support your work because you are willing to talk about what is happening before our eyes with compassion and a well-seasoned sense of the freaking absurdity of it all. You genuinely care." - Laura
Laura is right. I do care. I care about all of you so much sometimes, it feels like I can’t take it and my heart is going to cave in. If you would like to support our work, you can do so here:

You are backing a mission that names the truth, stands with the hurting, and refuses to normalize evil. Like it. Share it. Send it to someone who still believes this is all just politics as usual. Thank you for reading, humans.

Love,

God
 
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Good morning. In less than an hour, tariffs from here will devastate others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest tariff battle in this history of mankind.

Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.

We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.

We will be united in our common interests.

Perhaps its fate that today. just days after April fools day, you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from irrelevance.

We're fighting for our right to prosperity, to exist.

And should we win the day, liberation day will no longer be known as an American event, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:

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"We will go quietly into the night!

We will vanish without a fight!

We're going to live on!

We're going to survive!"


Today, we celebrate our Liberation Day!​
 
There was an interesting note about Libertarians. Those a**holes were so vocal before the election and now they've gone mute. It seems like agitating against tariff wars, controlling citizen's bodies and snatching people off the streets would be right up their alley.
 
Well in all fairness, After having months to strategize and implement Trumps tariff plan they put tariffs on an island full of penguins, So excuse me if I question their ability to manage our eco
Would you have preferred they went through and listed everything line by line or was a blanket understandable?



Also, you know damn well if bobs island didn't get the tariff China was going to make a factory on bobs Island.
 
There was an interesting note about Libertarians. Those a**holes were so vocal before the election and now they've gone mute. It seems like agitating against tariff wars, controlling citizen's bodies and snatching people off the streets would be right up their alley.
There are no libertarians.
 
There was an interesting note about Libertarians. Those a**holes were so vocal before the election and now they've gone mute. It seems like agitating against tariff wars, controlling citizen's bodies and snatching people off the streets would be right up their alley.
Unfortunately, for some reason libertarians watch Fox News even though MSNBC would actually give them more of the hands off stuff they want. Well, unless they only like libertarianism so they can dump lakes full of toxic chemicals and use DDT to kill insects.
 
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