Abe Lincoln watching assassination coverage. Caption it

[thewop]

Caption this!

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Psh, I had more brains on the balcony wall than that dipshit has under that ugly mop…

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

“500 yards? What a pussy”

 

[thewop]

Whew, he missed, I'd be in the history books next to that a$$hole...

 

[Joes Place]

"Trump-obsessed Hawkeye Beacon poster takes photo of anonymous stranger - w/o his approval - at airport and posts it on his favorite message board. Film at 11."

 

[Bonerfarts]

You mean, anytime you want? All the pornography you could ever want and i keep it in my pocket?

 

[95Hawk]

“Airport beer prices were so much less in 1865. Thanks, Obama”

 

[millah_22]

Abe Lincoln watching assassination coverage.​

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

“ John Wilkes Booth’s social media should have tipped those damn Pinkertons off. “ Who’s got my top hat, I’m outta here…

 

[BelemNole]

Yeah, figured the guy never went to the theater.

 

[TJ8869]

 

[noStemsnoSTICKS]

"White guys with guns. Ya gotta watch out for white guys with guns."

 

[Jerome Silberman]

No, I didn't say 'Abe Lincoln', I said 'Hey Blinkin.'

 

[Jimmy McGill]

"I died for this shit? Fvck, should have followed my true passion of killing vampires"