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Adult ADD: Where should I get tested?

First of all, Start drinking decaf coffee and stop drinking
Mountain Dew.

Secondly, Take Valium in the morning and Paxil in the
evening.

Thirdly, Remember that the greatest relaxer for your
body is the act of consummating your marriage each
night.
 
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First of all, Start drinking decaf coffee and stop drinking
Mountain Dew.

Secondly, Take Valium in the morning and Paxil in the
evening.

Thirdly, Remember that the greatest relaxer for your
body is the act of consummating your marriage each
night.

I Dew drink Diet Do. They really has an impact?
 
Adult ADD is fake. Stop being such a pussy and don't listen to those that recommend a SSRI like Paxil unless you really want some real problems.

People around me are claiming I have it. I think they just can't keep up with my brilliance. They're giving me a complex. And I'm an old bastard!!
 
If you served in the U.S. Military Forces, then you could
file for disability compensation. I had a grandpa who served
in WWII and suffered from a partial loss of hearing due to
being in the Tank Corps under General George Patton.
He was given an annual compensation for his disability.
 
People around me are claiming I have it. I think they just can't keep up with my brilliance. They're giving me a complex. And I'm an old bastard!!

Like your wife nags saying you don't listen to her or complete the chores she requests of you? I'd suggest stopping by a lawyer before you stop by a doctor.
 
Like your wife nags saying you don't listen to her or complete the chores she requests of you? I'd suggest stopping by a lawyer before you stop by a doctor.

I out kicked my coverage. I like looking at her!! (No pics you sick bastards!!)
 
I work with lots of meth addicts and many go get themselves diagnosed with ADD so they can have a prescription for an amphetamine so they can still get high. There is no "test" that I've heard of.
 
I work with lots of meth addicts and many go get themselves diagnosed with ADD so they can have a prescription for an amphetamine so they can still get high. There is no "test" that I've heard of.

What's the street value of the drug? Might help me pay my Obamacare deductible!!:D
 
Adult ADD is fake. Stop being such a pussy and don't listen to those that recommend a SSRI like Paxil unless you really want some real problems.
While I have my own concerns regarding the over-diagnosis of adult ADD most of my colleagues don't prescribe SSRIs as an adjunctive therapy for adult ADD.

If you are honestly concerned about ADD that has gone undiagnosed I would suggest you get an evaluation from a board certified neuropsychologist experienced in such assessments. I'm biased to UIHC, obviously, but I've made several dozen such referrals. There are others as well in eastern Iowa who are quite capable.
 
I was watching a couple cardinals on my feeder this morning until a squirrel chased them away. Pretty cool. It got me thinking about going back to bed, so I made breakfast and took a shower.
 
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