Am I aiding a crime against nature?

[BelemNole]

Each morning I hold on to a stuffed toy elephant so that my little female mutt can hump the shit out of it. Starts off as play, growling and tugging, then ends with full on humping.

She does like boys - well, her uncle (my parent's dog) and doesn't' hump him. That make her bi-curious?

Anyway I find it endlessly amusing. Everyone else in the house is disturbed by it.

 

[TennNole17]

 

[Bonerfarts]

Everyone has a kink. Myself, I like big boobs. I will not shame you for humping your dogs toy.

 

[millah_22]

I think as long as you're not like... engaging sexually with the dog its fine. Helping a dog get it's nut is probably normal.

 

[torbee]

How is it a crime against nature if the dog is doing what comes (cums) naturally?

 

[BelemNole]

I think as long as you're not like... engaging sexually with the dog its fine. Helping a dog get it's nut is probably normal.

Well, she can't get a nut - she's a girl, and fixed.

 

[millah_22]

Well, she can't get a nut - she's a girl, and fixed.

thinking fixed women can't nut is such a cis male opinion

 

[IamHawkeye]

Each morning I hold on to a stuffed toy elephant so that my little female mutt can hump the shit out of it. Starts off as play, growling and tugging, then ends with full on humping.

She does like boys - well, her uncle (my parent's dog) and doesn't' hump him. That make her bi-curious?

Anyway I find it endlessly amusing. Everyone else in the house is disturbed by it.

A female humping?

 

[THE_DEVIL]

video?

asking for a friend

seriously, its for a friend

 

[BelemNole]

video?

asking for a friend

seriously, its for a friend

 

[jasonrann]

 

[jonesy5960]

No offense, but your spayed bitch has a penis. That's gonna rile up some posters on here.

 

[TJ8869]

Have you tried washing the dishes for her?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

What is a woman?

 

[BelemNole]

Have you tried washing the dishes for her?

I'm not looking for my dog to blow me, that's more of a Hereforaday type thread.

 

[NDallasRuss]

I'm not sure why this picture makes me laugh in this context, but here you go:

 

[soybean]

It's a dominance demonstration. Females of many species do it during periods of stress or heat cycles. Additionally, often times young dogs are altered too soon.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

It is a little weird that you are holding it for her.

I used to have a bird that tried to hump my finger, she was constantly disappointed that I wouldn't let her.

 

[BelemNole]

It is a little weird that you are holding it for her.

I used to have a bird that tried to hump my finger, she was constantly disappointed that I wouldn't let her.

She can't hold it herself.....

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I think as long as you're not like... engaging sexually with the dog its fine. Helping a dog get it's nut is probably normal.

 

[BrianNole777]

Probably

 

[millah_22]

I donno man. People jerkin off dogs all the time in the AKC breeding world.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I donno man. People jerkin off dogs all the time in the AKC breeding world.

 

[Aardvark86]

Toward the end, do you yell “JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY!!!”?

If so you got a problem.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

It's a dominance demonstration. Females of many species do it during periods of stress or heat cycles. Additionally, often times young dogs are altered too soon.

Thanks for sharing this!

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

As long as it doesn’t try to hump a couch like you know who (pssst JD)….

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

When I was a kid we had a female dog that liked to hump my stuffed baseball bat that I made in home economics.

 

[jonesy5960]

It's a dominance demonstration. Females of many species do it during periods of stress or heat cycles. Additionally, often times young dogs are altered too soon.

Or maybe she just really likes him. I mean really really likes him.