Ambassador Herschel Walker
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I am definitely not as smart as you all are on this stuff, but that seems like a really hard job.
At least he can't do too much damage there.
When is Trump going to get beyond the Saturday morning TV personalities and appoint qualified people? Seriously.
“What the fvck did we do to deserve this?”
— Commonwealth of the Bahamas
— Commonwealth of the Bahamas
It's a feature, not a bug.
"A kakistocracy Is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens. The word comes from the Greek word kakistos, which is the superlative of kakos, meaning "bad". The plural form is kakistocracies."
The point is to make people hate and resent the government so that they will support defunding it and electorally reward the most anti-government party (which are the ones making it disfunctional in the first place).
A true patriot rewarded for service to his community and nation.
You’re going to call this a win for minorities? Very kind of you. And why do we even need an ambassador to the Bahamas?
I guess DEI doesn't apply when it comes to republicans.
They should make spelling Bahamas a prerequisite for being appointed.
You haven’t been paying attention. Trump is a jock sniffer. He’s always been willing to associate with famous non whites if he can glom a little publicity from them or rub elbows with successful people. It’s part of his crippling insecurity.
Ambassador to thr Bahamas.... decent gig if you can get it.
Show up for a ceremony, visit every few months... not bad.
Show up for a ceremony, visit every few months... not bad.
In doing a little reading this morning I learned that we haven’t even had a formal ambassador to the Bahamas since 2011. Ted Cruz blocked an Obama nominee over the Iran nuclear deal and evidently both parties have been blocking each other’s nominees since then.
First off I don't think Herschel Walker even knows where the Bahamas are. Secondly I don't think Herschel Walker can even spell Bahamas. Thirdly I don't think Herschel Walker could even pronounce Bahamas. Another dumpster fire appointment by the king of the dumpster fire. At least it's a throwaway position, responsible for basically nothing. Which is what Walker is qualified for.
It's funny, but the crazier thing is how close he was to being Senator Herschel Walker, probably would have won if his race was this past November.
Wonder how many kids he will father there?
Over/under 2.5
Over/under 2.5
If you think this is going to happen, you haven't been paying attention. Trump did have adults in the room during his first term that kept him from going off the rails and he hated them for it. There will be no adults in the room this time around.
The best thing about ambassadorships is that there are really only like a dozen that require actual foreign service competence. Honestly, if I were DOGE, I'd figure out a way to regionalize these thigns.
Bahamas is heavy into banking for crypto companies. The United States is in deep with them over the FTX money and extraditions. Not the best time to send the clown show.
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Isn't one of the requirements for this job at least being able to spell the word "ambassador?" Sorry Herschel!
