America is a Ferengi Nation

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Dax: As the 34th Rule of Acquisition states, "Peace is good for business."

Quark: That's the 35th rule.

Dax: Oh, you're right. What's the 34th?

Quark: "War is good for business." It's easy to get them confused.

[Star Trek Deep Space 9 - Season 3, Episode 15]

 

[lucas80]

Like times infinity.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 104: "Faith moves mountains . . . of inventory."

 

[Tom Paris]

Dax: As the 34th Rule of Acquisition states, "Peace is good for business."

Quark: That's the 35th rule.

Dax: Oh, you're right. What's the 34th?

Quark: "War is good for business." It's easy to get them confused.

[Star Trek Deep Space 9 - Season 3, Episode 15]

I just watched that episode a couple of weeks ago. It's pretty accurate.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition 212: "A good lie is easier to believe than the truth."