American Civil War 2 - How Would it Play Out?

[Hawki97]

Just for fun, how do you think a modern day hypothetical American Civil War plays out? There’s no North and South, no real geographic or economic lines, and not really a single primary issue to rally around. The “two sides” that hate each other are intermingled and intertwined in almost every way. So how do we take each other out in Civil War 2? What does the end game look like?

For the numpties, a hypothetical is not a prediction of future events. It’s simply a thought exercise. Try your best to use your brains.

 

[Tenacious E]

Just for fun, how do you think a modern day hypothetical American Civil War plays out? There’s no North and South, no real geographic lines, and not really a single primary issue to rally around. The “two sides” that hate each other are intermingled and intertwined in almost every way. So how do we take each other out in Civil War 2? What does the end game look like?

For the numpties, a hypothetical is not a prediction of future events. It’s simply a thought exercise. Try your best to use your brains.

Darth Trump issues Order 66.

 

[Hawki97]

Darth Trump issues Order 66.

Meal Team 6 activated?

 

[alaskanseminole]

MAGAs shoot all the Libtards (along with a few of each other and themselves), then the beginning of idiocrasy plays out IRL.

 

[Tom Paris]

Just for fun, how do you think a modern day hypothetical American Civil War plays out? There’s no North and South, no real geographic or economic lines, and not really a single primary issue to rally around. The “two sides” that hate each other are intermingled and intertwined in almost every way. So how do we take each other out in Civil War 2? What does the end game look like?

For the numpties, a hypothetical is not a prediction of future events. It’s simply a thought exercise. Try your best to use your brains.

However the US Military decides it plays out.

 

[Hawki97]

MAGAs shoot all the Libtards (along with a few of each other and themselves), then the beginning of idiocrasy plays out IRL.

Masked marauders from rural areas attacking cities?

 

[Hawki97]

However the US Military decides it plays out.

Definitely a big player in this. But for a civil war you need two armies and two generals. Interesting to think how that could happen. My hypothesis is that there is a moral dilemma that arises due to unconstitutional orders by a commander in chief that starts the break.

 

[10kHawk]

I don’t think it will involve the military, there might be a few lone wolf or radical group skirmishes but I don’t think anyone is really looking to die for it. I see it more as an economic and judicial war.

 

[Tenacious E]

Meal Team 6 activated?

Meal team 6, the gravy seals, coal rollers, and trailer hitch ballsackers.

 

[Hawki97]

I don’t think it will involve the military, there might be a few lone wolf or radical group skirmishes but I don’t think anyone is really looking to die for it. I see it more as an economic and judicial war.

If that’s the criteria, we’ve been in a civil war for a while in the minds of many. In this thought experiment contemplates it escalating to violence and how it would play out.

 

[The Tradition]

Dearest Anne,

On this fortuitous day the red hats have all but disappeared. Our greatest concern was an ambush but apparently they have fallen back to defend the Walmart.

We have taken up camp at Anytime Fitness, but our rations of avocado toast are running low, and the chardonnay is dangerously close to room temperature. The Starbucks was destroyed a few days ago, a terrible blow for our morale.

WiFi is weak and there is no way to charge my iPhone so you may not hear from me again.

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers, and remember, Tuesday is recycling day.

Best,

Chad

 

[alaskanseminole]

Masked marauders from rural areas attacking cities?

Who knows...probably some combination of wannabes vs reality vs Hollywood.

 

[Hawki97]

Who knows...probably some combination of wannabes vs reality vs Hollywood.

I’d pay per view this show.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

It would be characterized by random acts of violence and rioting. The National Guard would be called in to bring order to volatile areas

Or, the military would have splintered resistance groups trying to take back the country from Trump’s regime and thousands would lose their lives before despotism completely takes over America and the theocracy of white Christian nationalism is the law of the land.

Or, in the spirit of @Chishawk1425: MAGA is Taliban. Taliban is MAGA.

 

[Hawki97]

It would be characterized by random acts of violence and rioting. The National Guard would be called in to bring order to volatile areas

Or, the military would have splintered resistance groups trying to take back the country from Trump’s regime and thousands would lose their lives before despotism completely takes over America and the theocracy of white Christian nationalism is the law of the land.

Or, in the spirit of @Chishawk1425: MAGA is Taliban. Taliban is MAGA.

Damn! You already chose a winner!

I actually think your first paragraph is closer to what a modern day American Civil War 2 would look like. I think it would resemble “the troubles” a la Northern Ireland vs. Union and Confederate soldiers standing on opposite sides of a field shooting at each other.

 

[Hawki97]

Meal team 6, the gravy seals, coal rollers, and trailer hitch ballsackers.

A formidable crew for sure. Somebody alert the jedi.

 

[Hawki97]

Dearest Anne,

On this fortuitous day the red hats have all but disappeared. Our greatest concern was an ambush but apparently they have fallen back to defend the Walmart.

We have taken up camp at Anytime Fitness, but our rations of avocado toast are running low, and the chardonnay is dangerously close to room temperature. The Starbucks was destroyed a few days ago, a terrible blow for our morale.

WiFi is weak and there is no way to charge my iPhone so you may not hear from me again.

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers, and remember, Tuesday is recycling day.

Best,

Chad

I’d have never thought you had this in you. I enjoyed it.

 

[jonesy5960]

I'd be back in Canada watching on TV with a bag of popcorn in my hands. That's pretty much a given.

 

[BrianNole777]

It would probably just be disorganized mass violence.

 

[Hawki97]

It would probably just be disorganized mass violence.

Yeah, like I said. An American version of “the troubles.”

 

[NorthernHawkeye]

However the US Military decides it plays out.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Damn! You already chose a winner!

I actually think your first paragraph is closer to what a modern day American Civil War 2 would look like. I think it would resemble “the troubles” a la Northern Ireland vs. Union and Confederate soldiers standing on opposite sides of a field shooting at each other.

Yes, unfortunately I think that would be the outcome should the latter take place (worst case scenario).

 

[millah_22]

Like the Purge.

Rich people will bunker up.

Poor people will be targeted.

 

[GolfHacker1]

I'm sorry, most of the people that post on here are stupid. Very, very stupid. Reality is optional.

 

[Hawki97]

I'm sorry, most of the people that post on here are stupid. Very, very stupid. Reality is optional.

We know. We see your posts.

 

[Scruddy]

It would be characterized by random acts of violence and rioting.

That sounds like an average weekend in the liberal utopias of Chicago, Portland, San Francisco. Etc already lol

 

[GolfHacker1]

We know. We see your posts.

I'm super judgy. And do this big time.

So far today the algorithm has fed me info on the bottle thrower at Paris-Roubaix (what a dumbass!), a video of some guy's restored 1985 Porsche 911, and some fitness chick with amazing boobs.

I think I'm #winning.

I’m doing full body cookies. Was jeebus + or - 6 inches? Need to be accurate.

Add me to the list. I own a condo in Slovenia. I’ll be living at least partially there. And just like getting the phuck out of Iowa, it has nothing to do with politics. I bought it because I’m not a weirdo that thinks America is only the only great place in the world. There’s a big old marble out there to see and experience.

 

[BrianNole777]

Yeah, like I said. An American version of “the troubles.”

I'll shelter in place with the rosary if/when that happens.

 

[Hawki97]

Posts

And?

I like having a fan though. I’ll look forward to your further obsession. Make it a bit harder to get under your skin though bruv, I like a challenge!

 

[millah_22]

And?

#MyPresident

 

[Bonerfarts]

With Trump antagonizing Canada, this is the first the map has looked Civil War ish.

 

[Hawki97]

With Trump antagonizing Canada, this is the first the map has looked Civil War ish.

The only states I’d miss are Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, and Montana. Build a wall to keep the southerners and Bible Belters out. Think we could get Trump to pay for it?

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

That sounds like an average weekend in the liberal utopias of Chicago, Portland, San Francisco. Etc already lol

I never suggested violence is a one-sided affair.

And the subject of the OP has to do with a hypothetical Civil War, so clearly presenting two conflicting sides would only make sense, yaw?

 

[Hawki97]

I never suggested violence is a one-sided affair.

And the subject of the OP has to do with a hypothetical Civil War, so clearly presenting two conflicting sides would only make sense, yaw?

100%.

Just gotta go with the flow though. Most people are incapable of following rules. Even when someone of my gravitas and status dictates them.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Dearest Anne,

On this fortuitous day the red hats have all but disappeared. Our greatest concern was an ambush but apparently they have fallen back to defend the Walmart.

We have taken up camp at Anytime Fitness, but our rations of avocado toast are running low, and the chardonnay is dangerously close to room temperature. The Starbucks was destroyed a few days ago, a terrible blow for our morale.

WiFi is weak and there is no way to charge my iPhone so you may not hear from me again.

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers, and remember, Tuesday is recycling day.

Best,

Chad

Dear Tiffany,

Things are going well and we have beaten back the libtards for now. Basically a stalemate. They are tougher than we thought.

The fellas are doing ok. We don’t have electricity so there’s no FOXNews and many of us really don’t have much to say otherwise. I’m beginning to think a lot of my unit is not all that smart.

Also, a lot of them are getting lonely, and they spend a lot of time in their tents with Moms of Liberty calendars. The Boebert and MTG pin ups are pretty popular, and some guys seem fond of General Hegseth’s pool pictures.

Otherwise, we mostly sit around camp rubbing our rifles and waiting for the occasional Russian resupply drops. Thank goodness for those guys- they are lifesavers.

We did have a guy in our unit go missing this week. His nickname was Northern, from Iowa somewhere. But nobody really liked him so we didn’t look all that hard before we moved on. (Don’t tell anyone that! Lol)

Well, have to go. One of our captains is putting on a show of Lee Greenwood’s greatest hit. I know it’s just one song, but he plays it over and over until we fall asleep.

Love,
Me

P.S. Please send cigs

 

[GolfHacker1]

Continuing to remove all doubt.

 

[WadeLookingbill]

 

[Jerome Silberman]

A series of loosely coordinated attacks on power and water infrastructure by militias followed with resistance efforts. The military won't be involved due to the breakdown of the chain of command in response to unlawful orders to commit force against American citizens.

 

[KFsdisciple]

It starts with a whackadoo who takes out Dear Leader. That of course sets off a chain of events that culminates in the great nothing because whichever side acts out first the other side will stand down and claim the moral high ground

 

[Hawki97]

Dear Tiffany,

Things are going well and we have beaten back the libtards for now. Basically a stalemate. They are tougher than we thought.

The fellas are doing ok. We don’t have electricity so there’s no FOXNews and many of us really don’t have much to say otherwise. I’m beginning to think a lot of my unit is not all that smart.

Also, a lot of them are getting lonely, and they spend a lot of time in their tents with Moms of Liberty calendars. The Boebert and MTG pin ups are pretty popular, and some guys seem fond of General Hegseth’s pool pictures.

Otherwise, we mostly sit around camp rubbing our rifles and waiting for the occasional Russian resupply drops. Thank goodness for those guys- they are lifesavers.

We did have a guy in our unit go missing this week. His nickname was Northern, from Iowa somewhere. But nobody really liked him so we didn’t look all that hard before we moved on. (Don’t tell anyone that! Lol)

Well, have to go. One of our captains is putting on a show of Lee Greenwood’s greatest hit. I know it’s just one song, but he plays it over and over until we fall asleep.

Love,
Me

P.S. Please send cigs

The “Dear Tiffany” is perfect. Lulz.