BTW, the best part of the entire commercial is at the end when the two dude's look at each other as if to say, "We are going to rail these broads so hard at the Travelodge later on tonight."
With my Diamond/Elite/Platinum/King status with Hilton (I travel for work, ya feel?), management leaves a note in my room expressly welcoming me to pleasure myself.
Three tiny lotion bottles waiting in the bathroom for me each time.