- Sep 13, 2002
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Jeff Goldblum sucks.
Sure, he was moderately entertaining in The Fly and the first Jurassic Park --- but that's it. And since then -- for going on 30 years! -- he has made an active living off of being "Jeff Goldblum" --- which is basically just an enhanced, extreme version of his Jurassic Park character: a sarcastic, sardonic know-it-all who makes pithy sarcastic comments. Hell, he even wears the same basic wardrobe as that character, which was introduced to America in 1993.
Why is this something people like? I don't get it.
Look at this tweet and tell me this guy's schtick isn't old and lame:
Sure, he was moderately entertaining in The Fly and the first Jurassic Park --- but that's it. And since then -- for going on 30 years! -- he has made an active living off of being "Jeff Goldblum" --- which is basically just an enhanced, extreme version of his Jurassic Park character: a sarcastic, sardonic know-it-all who makes pithy sarcastic comments. Hell, he even wears the same basic wardrobe as that character, which was introduced to America in 1993.
Why is this something people like? I don't get it.
Look at this tweet and tell me this guy's schtick isn't old and lame: