Look...I know he’s an insane Nazi and all...but if he can help me get some better quality winks...well...we all have some explaining to do when we meet our maker I guess that will be mine.
So...any good?
So...any good?
Anyone have a Mattress Topper by the My Pillow Guy
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Evidently he used to sell them at county fairs. Given how his distribution network is collapsing you might be able to meet him there again.
I have it on good authority that the sew listening devices into them that relay all your conversations and sex sounds to Russia.
If the sex sounds last more than 60 seconds per session or happens more than once per month, you’re labeled as a non-MAGA enemy combatant.
If the sex sounds last more than 60 seconds per session or happens more than once per month, you’re labeled as a non-MAGA enemy combatant.
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