Anyone looking for a new Escalade?

[joelbc1]

My brother sent me a pic of a MSRP sticker for a new 2025 Cadillac Escalade… a smooth $171,119 (with transportation). He said it has about everything they can put on one, on it. Happy shopping!
No “spinners” on it, though.

 

[millah_22]

@McLovin32 take notes, this is how you tell a story

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32 take notes, this is how you tell a story

Spinners are so early 2000's

 

[jasonrann]

Cadillacs are shite. I'm sure it looks good on him though.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Spinners are so early 2000's

That’s why I have curb feelers.

 

[millah_22]

Spinners are so early 2000's

you know OPs brother is white because he didn't get spinners.

Chingy would have gotten spinners.

 

[joelbc1]

Spinners are so early 2000's

Spinners are timeless!

 

[millah_22]

Spinners are timeless!

Joel is right, here. @McLovin32

 

[McLovin32]

Joel is right, here. @McLovin32

wrong

 

[joelbc1]

Joel is right, here. @McLovin32

But you have to buy QUALITY spinners… not that stock shit!

 

[alaskanseminole]

No “spinners” on it, though.

 

[BelemNole]

Any whistle tips?

 

[millah_22]

Didn't have Joel as our resident spinner expert on my bingo card.

 

[millah_22]

Any whistle tips?

WOOOOOOT WOOOOOOT It's 4 in the mornin

 

[McLovin32]

Any whistle tips?

 

[joelbc1]

You sayin’ white folks don’t appreciate spinners?

 

[millah_22]

@BelemNole I don't think McLovin knows what whistle tips is.

 

[alaskanseminole]

You sayin’ white folks don’t appreciate spinners?

White folk and spinners:

 

[joelbc1]

Didn't have Joel as our resident spinner expert on my bingo card.

I’ve been a spinner admirer for years! In fact my favorites soul music group in the ‘70’s was ……and their hit song…”Look at my new wheels!”…it was big!

 

[RicoSuave102954]

5 SUVs not to buy in 2025 ― Experts are clear about the main reason

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[BelemNole]

@BelemNole I don't think McLovin knows what whistle tips is.

They go 'woo'.
Just ask 'lil sis.

 

[Joes Place]

Pre-tariffs price was prolly $86,653

 

[MitchLL]

Pre-tariffs price was prolly $86,653

And what it's worth once you drive it off the lot.

 

[millah_22]

And what it's worth once you drive it off the lot.

What about the price with spinners?

 

[The Tradition]

Anyone who would pay that kind of money for a GM product is out of their ever-loving mind.

I have a coworker who owns a Cadillac Escalade with about 80,000 miles on it and the car is basically committing suicide. Software crap, and the dealers can't fix it. "Buy a new one" is what they're telling him to do. Freaking ridiculous.

 

[The-Dude-Abides]

They go 'woo'.
Just ask 'lil sis.

Just for decoration man! I wonder what Bubb Rubb is up to these days.

 

[bagdropper]

Welcome to 2025 new car buying.

Most manufacturers have decided they'd much rather sell (as an example) one $170k Escalade rather than two $85k ones because they make more money on the $170k one that the two less expensive ones.

That's why you can't go to your local Chevy/Ram/Ford dealer and buy yourself a $30,000 Silverado any more. Cheap volume ain't making you much if any money. But load down your average Silverado to come in around $60,000 at the very least, now you're talking because you make a helluva lot more money with that than making 5 old school entry level "work truck" ones.

 

[OILCHECKER]

Probably some farmers looking to buy a new work vehicle

 

[joelbc1]

Welcome to 2025 new car buying.

Most manufacturers have decided they'd much rather sell (as an example) one $170k Escalade rather than two $85k ones because they make more money on the $170k one that the two less expensive ones.

That's why you can't go to your local Chevy/Ram/Ford dealer and buy yourself a $30,000 Silverado any more. Cheap volume ain't making you much if any money. But load down your average Silverado to come in around $60,000 at the very least, now you're talking because you make a helluva lot more money with that than making 5 old school entry level "work truck" ones.

Odds are that Escalade will be sold this weekend. There is someone out there who thinks a $171k Cadillac is a nice conversation piece.

 

[jasonrann]

Any whistle tips?

 

[mnole03]

WTF is going on with car prices? This is a Wrangler.

 

[Joes Place]

Probably some coke farmers looking to buy a new work vehicle

Fixed

 

[OrlandNole]

You can find an Eskalade on eBay for like half that price.

 

[scruffyhawk]

Customized 1000hp version of the one OP referenced. Obnoxiously glorious. No I don't own one.

 

[scruffyhawk]

This is the dude that did...

 

[RicoSuave102954]

Pre-tariffs price was prolly $86,653

No it wasn't

 

[QChawks]

The official car of wannabe, gangster, black guys and single dad’s trying to look cool

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Neighbor has an Escalade that cost well over $120k. Crazy to spend that much money on a new vehicle. I’ve got the same version in the Tahoe but about $35k less.