Apparently "special master" is going to be the new "horse paste" for conservatives in legal trouble, lol . . .

[torbee]

 

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[NDallasRuss]

I'm going to go with this the next time I get pulled over for speeding.

I'd like a special master assigned to review the facts/evidence of my traffic stop to assess the legitimacy of any ticket I may receive.

 

[anon_b29nm7v7dwp6r]

You get a special master! You get a special master! You get a special master! Everyone gets a special master!!!

I hadn’t heard of “special master” before this whole thing….I should have known it was some crazy legal ploy…now it’s obvious.