Apple Intelligence - Coming to an iPhone near you....

[The Tradition]

Am I alone in not wanting any freaking AI on my phone? I just want a clear connection for talk, and apps that work properly. But, no... we have to junk up the phone with this crap.

Apple’s convincing case that AI doesn’t have to be scary

Apple Intelligence wants to be the cool dad of artificial intelligence.

www.vox.com

 

[Fan In Black]

I for one welcome our AI over lords.

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

I'm looking forward to it. Siri has long been the least-useful dullard of the major personal assistants. Alexa and "Okay Google!" run circles around Siri.

Hey Siri, what is the square root of 4?

"Here are some results I found on the web."

 

[noleclone2]

Siri is like Jojo the idiot circus boy at this point. Long overdue.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

The market sure thinks people are going to want it, AAPL up 7% today

 

[LuciousBDragon]

If it ends up true that Apple will offload the AI workloads to OpenAI then it certainly should raise eyebrows as a consumer and an investor.

 

[The Tradition]

The only thing I ever ask Siri to do is call people.

"Hey, Siri... Call Mrs. Tradition"

It's a PHONE. Why want something else?

 

[HROT]

Im sure OpenAI will be wrecked not being able to mine your “why are unions and EVs bad” google searches

 

[The Tradition]

Im sure OpenAI will be wrecked not being able to mine your “why are unions and EVs bad” google searches

I don't use my phone for that, because... you know... it's a phone.

Other devices are better for searching for red meat to post on GIAHORT.

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

The only thing I ever ask Siri to do is call people.

"Hey, Siri... Call Mrs. Tradition"

It's a PHONE. Why want something else?

If it's "just a phone," why even bother getting an iPhone? Don't they still have feature phones that you can use to live like it's 2005?

 

[The Tradition]

If it's "just a phone," why even bother getting an iPhone? Don't they still have feature phones that you can use to live like it's 2005?

Helpful Swiss army knife if my other devices are out of commission for some reason.

But I don't need AI for that.

 

[millah_22]

it will pair well with Patriot mobile.

 

[The Tradition]

it will pair well with Patriot mobile.

Derp

 

[FAUlty Gator]

The only thing I ever ask Siri to do is call people.

"Hey, Siri... Call Mrs. Tradition"

It's a PHONE. Why want something else?

I use my Siri for the same thing. Calling your wife.

Nice.

 

[Fan In Black]

I use my Siri for the same thing. Calling your wife.

Nice.

nice...

 

[Kelsers]

Am I alone in not wanting any freaking AI on my phone? I just want a clear connection for talk, and apps that work properly. But, no... we have to junk up the phone with this crap.

Apple’s convincing case that AI doesn’t have to be scary

Apple Intelligence wants to be the cool dad of artificial intelligence.

www.vox.com

Good luck...

 

[millah_22]

Derp

Don't derp me mr. "i have a smart phone with facial recognition but im scared of ai"

 

[GOHOX69]

The only thing I ever ask Siri to do is call people.

"Hey, Siri... Call Mrs. Tradition"

It's a PHONE. Why want something else?

Ok gramps.

 

[Tenacious E]

I don't use my phone for that, because... you know... it's a phone.

Other devices are better for searching for red meat to post on GIAHORT.

How about when you are traveling and don’t have access to all of your toys?

 

[Tenacious E]

If it's "just a phone," why even bother getting an iPhone? Don't they still have feature phones that you can use to live like it's 2005?

Save yourself a lot of casheesh too.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

As an Apple stock holder I was quite happy today.

 

[General Tso]