I reached out to Amazon via chat about a missing refund. I'm not quite certain how to take their responses. It's a bit over the top.
I am really very sorry to hear that you have not got the refund yet
please do not worry I am here to help you in this with the best .
I'm sorry for the inconvenience you've experienced in this case.
Please do accept my sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused to you.
I will do my best to help you with the possible way I can.
I completely understand your concern, I would have reacted the same if this happened with me.
Don´t worry, I will try my level best to sort it out. Kindly be rest assured regarding the same.
Let me check this for you
I responded to all that blabbering with "Okay" and "No Problem"
Next response?
I really appreciate your kind nature and understanding and
the beauty of cleverness you have.
It's my pleasure to assist you.
I value this you are right at your place
I will help you as a friend this can be solve I can fix this .
I am really very sorry to hear that you have not got the refund yet
please do not worry I am here to help you in this with the best .
I'm sorry for the inconvenience you've experienced in this case.
Please do accept my sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused to you.
I will do my best to help you with the possible way I can.
I completely understand your concern, I would have reacted the same if this happened with me.
Don´t worry, I will try my level best to sort it out. Kindly be rest assured regarding the same.
Let me check this for you
I responded to all that blabbering with "Okay" and "No Problem"
Next response?
I really appreciate your kind nature and understanding and
the beauty of cleverness you have.
It's my pleasure to assist you.
I value this you are right at your place
I will help you as a friend this can be solve I can fix this .
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