Courtesy of Gemini:
- Why did the out-of-towner get lost in Cedar Rapids?
- They couldn't find the 'exit'ement.
- What's the best thing about Cedar Rapids?
- It's only a short drive to somewhere else.
- I tried to explain to my friend why Cedar Rapids is famous for its five seasons.
- He didn't get it. I guess you had to be there... for all five minutes of each season.
- Cedar Rapids: Come for the derecho, stay because you're still waiting for your power to be restored.
- What do you call a sophisticated person in Cedar Rapids?
- A visitor.