As we approach March Madness for the 86th time, just your friendly annual reminder that there is only one team…

[spiderland]

…out of the entire combined ACC, Atlantic 10, Big East, Big Ten, Big 12, SEC, and PAC 2 conference programs who has nebber won an NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament game.

While this season has been disappointing for Hawkeye fans in many ways and is certainly not one to ever boast over, at least we nebber have to face a humiliating reality like that.

Wait, did iOS just mistakenly autocorrect me twice? Never, dammit, never…