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Ascension Catholic Church in Chesterfield, Missouri is actively recruiting young men, ages 18-29, to join their newly-formed militia

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The church I go to has a paid armed guard during mass.

Looking at the posted bulletin, this church has 7 masses for Sundays. They may be looking for a more economical alternative made up of volunteers.

Unfortunately, things like this happen:
 
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LOL. I'm sure people will feel much safer going to church having to walk through this to get to their pews.

Buncha dumb rednecks. Hopefully they only shoot each other and not any normal people.
If you think chesterfield, MO is full of rednecks you are actually retarded.
 
Meh, church supported the Nazis. This is just a step in undoing the woke Vatican 2 stuff
I’m not sure the church overall supports this. Seems to be a local dipshit sort of thing. Probably the result of a couple gravy seals meeting at the local Cracker Barrel after Sunday mass

 
I’m not sure the church overall supports this. Seems to be a local dipshit sort of thing. Probably the result of a couple gravy seals meeting at the local Cracker Barrel after Sunday mass

This sounds like a paid ad the nice lady in the church office stupidly accepted for the bulletin, which the pastor has pretty clearly disavowed. That’s pretty wacko though. That said, there are actually people who try to steal consecrated hosts for desecration. But nothing some 89 year old knight of Columbus could not protect against.
 
Many churches have an armed group of volunteers who act as a security team during worship. Often they get a cop or a retired cop who is a member to train them.

Honestly the only odd things about this are that they are restricting it to military age men and calling it a militia. But if they said any physically capable man and called it a security team it would be pretty normal.
 
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LOL. I'm sure people will feel much safer going to church having to walk through this to get to their pews.

Buncha dumb rednecks. Hopefully they only shoot each other and not any normal people.
Actually looks like a Trump rally, but it's hard to tell because I can't see their teeth, or lackof.
 
I’m not sure the church overall supports this. Seems to be a local dipshit sort of thing. Probably the result of a couple gravy seals meeting at the local Cracker Barrel after Sunday mass

So wait, this wasn't actually what the twitter post and naive OP blindly forwarded and suggested it was? Wow, who'd have ever thunk it...
 
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If you think chesterfield, MO is full of rednecks you are actually retarded.
I you DON'T think even chesterfield, MO would bring them out in spades with this kind of "call-to-arms" then you are actually even more retarded than you typically prove.
 
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