Luckily it didn’t seep through to the pants and a normal person could have just free-balled it the rest of the day, but we HBORTERS are a classy bunch
It’s a combination of an oncoming cold, middle age, too much coffee, and poor judgment.
He’s only 8, and he’s still giggling about it. His mother, on the other hand…
Not all HORTers are anal virgins. In fact many are afflicted with a condition the medical community refers to as “ Spleater Sox,” a condition that arises when the spinchter has lost most of it elasticity and consequently continual anal leakage runs down the back of the legs, rotting the top of one’s socks off. There is no known cure at this point…
I feel sorry for your son,.. Spring Break is supposed look more like this:
Not your dad shitting himself...
I fart and poop a lot, but I have never sharted or pooped in my pants.
Hope you have leather seats bro, otherwise I'm not sure shit stains come out of cloth.
Don't worry....I understand they have levered off urinary incontinence technology and are about to release a Poowick.
One of the Hy-Vee's here in KC occasionally has these on sale. I was in a few months ago and they were $1.50/bag. I bought them bigly. They're delicious!
