Bad Start to Spring Break

[joelbc1]

My son’s spring break started today and we’re flying down to Springfield, MO to visit a friend and do some exploring in Arkansas. On the way to the airport this morning I tried entertaining my son with a loud fart and ended up sharting myself in the car. I was able to get a new pair of pants and underwear from my suitcase before checking it, and got cleaned up in the restroom but I’m already a man down going into the week.

I heard yesterday that Bob Dylan in concert in Springfield this weekend or next. I’m sure he is playing for his evangelical friends and supporters in that part of the country. I am sure the crowds will be huge, attentive and Springfield will be filled with Dylan’s love and the Holy Spirit during his stay there. You are truly a lucky man to be so blessed….a coincidence, I think not!
Remember,,, the times, they are a Changin’!

 

[Thunderlips71]

My son is only 8, so a trip to Florida with drunken college kids is out of the question. Last year we went to Oregon, Washington, and the Olympic Peninsula. The year before was Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

My wife’s BFF lives in Springfield and was widowed two years ago. My son wants to see Bass Pro Shops’ flagship store. She’s also taking us to some kind of tiger exhibit in Branson, then we’re going to a cave in the area. Heading to Arkansas to dig for crystals and then headed to Crater of Diamonds state park. After finding a fistful of gems I’m going to have them glued to my grill and post a pic of my grin and the double middle finger to all y’all haters.

 

[joelbc1]

My son is only 8, so a trip to Florida with drunken college kids is out of the question. Last year we went to Oregon, Washington, and the Olympic Peninsula. The year before was Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

My wife’s BFF lives in Springfield and was widowed two years ago. My son wants to see Bass Pro Shops’ flagship store. She’s also taking us to some kind of tiger exhibit in Branson, then we’re going to a cave in the area. Heading to Arkansas to dig for crystals and then headed to Crater of Diamonds state park. After finding a fistful of gems I’m going to have them glued to my grill and post a pic of my grin and the double middle finger to all y’all haters.

Revenge is best served COLD!

 

[Jerome Silberman]

No worries, sh!tting your pants is a pre-req any time you visit Springfield.

 

[jasonrann]

CSB time.

Springfield is an interesting place. Ex-wife (no pic) and I visited a friend one weekend. We were in this bar and for some reason, both bathrooms were not useable. The closest place with a restroom was a hospital about a block and a half away. So I did the green apple quick step down to this hospital to relieve my aching bowels. I walked down three separate hallways to get to the restroom, did not see a single person in the whole place. I walked by a nurses station, nobody there, only a TV mounted on the wall that had static. I got the fook out of there as fast as I could, after destroying the bathroom of course.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Revenge is best served COLD!

 

[ottumwan in tx]

One of the Hy-Vee's here in KC occasionally has these on sale. I was in a few months ago and they were $1.50/bag. I bought them bigly. They're delicious!

Thought about having them shipped to Texas but it's expensive it's not a $1.50 a bag. It's kind of an Ottumwa tradition because they are made in Burlington. There's a burger place in Ottumwa like Maid-Rite but it's called The canteen... They serve sterzings.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

CSB time.

Springfield is an interesting place. Ex-wife (no pic) and I visited a friend one weekend. We were in this bar and for some reason, both bathrooms were not useable. The closest place with a restroom was a hospital about a block and a half away. So I did the green apple quick step down to this hospital to relieve my aching bowels. I walked down three separate hallways to get to the restroom, did not see a single person in the whole place. I walked by a nurses station, nobody there, only a TV mounted on the wall that had static. I got the fook out of there as fast as I could, after destroying the bathroom of course.

You went in a Time Warp to 1975 and it was some other planet that looked like Springfield Missouri

 

[jasonrann]

Thought about having them shipped to Texas but it's expensive it's not a $1.50 a bag. It's kind of an Ottumwa tradition because they are made in Burlington. There's a burger place in Ottumwa like Maid-Rite but it's called The canteen... They serve sterzings.

I had never had them until someone had a thread on here about them a while back. Delicious!

 

[millah_22]

My son’s spring break started today and we’re flying down to Springfield, MO to visit a friend and do some exploring in Arkansas. On the way to the airport this morning I tried entertaining my son with a loud fart and ended up sharting myself in the car. I was able to get a new pair of pants and underwear from my suitcase before checking it, and got cleaned up in the restroom but I’m already a man down going into the week.

What did you do with the poop clothes?

 

[jonesy5960]

I fart and poop a lot, but I have never sharted or pooped in my pants.

I remember a thread about this awhile back. There's a lot of ****ers on this board that shit themselves. It's weird to shit yourself and then feel compelled to come on here and announce it to everyone.

FIFY...

 

[jonesy5960]

My son’s spring break started today and we’re flying down to Springfield, MO to visit a friend and do some exploring in Arkansas. On the way to the airport this morning I tried entertaining my son with a loud fart and ended up sharting myself in the car. I was able to get a new pair of pants and underwear from my suitcase before checking it, and got cleaned up in the restroom but I’m already a man down going into the week.

Is this why they call you Thunderlips? Shouldn't it be Thundershits?

 

[Thunderlips71]

What did you do with the poop clothes?

Threw the underwear away in the airport bathroom. No detectable seepage into the pants I was wearing, but I changed them anyway. Rolled up the old pair, put them in a grocery bag, and stuffed them into my backpack. Landed in St Louis but there was high wind shear upon arrival and we had to make three attempts to land. Nearly shat myself again. Driving to Springfield now and the trees are all budding here.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Is this why they call you Thunderlips? Shouldn't it be Thundershits?

I’ve been called much worse, and deservedly so.

 

[Thunderlips71]

FIFY...

Hey if I can brighten one person’s day through my misfortune it makes it all worth it. Besides, odds are at least three of you weirdos have some kind of scat fetish.

 

[jonesy5960]

Threw the underwear away in the airport bathroom. No detectable seepage into the pants I was wearing, but I changed them anyway. Rolled up the old pair, put them in a grocery bag, and stuffed them into my backpack. Landed in St Louis but there was high wind shear upon arrival and we had to make three attempts to land. Nearly shat myself again. Driving to Springfield now and the trees are all budding here.

Tell Homer Jim says Hi.

 

[Thunderlips71]

We drove by this monstrosity yesterday on the way to and from Branson. Interesting:

Pensmore - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[bdg8]

never risk it bro

that reminds me, how many pairs of underwear do you pack for a 7 day trip?

10.5.

1.5 pairs per day

 

[blackbones]

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Make sure you stop at one of the thousand Chinese restaurants in Springfield for cashew chicken or spicey chicken. Since you are going to BPS, hit Lucy’s.

 

[Thunderlips71]

Make sure you stop at one of the thousand Chinese restaurants in Springfield for cashew chicken or spicey chicken. Since you are going to BPS, hit Lucy’s.

Heading to BPS today. Thank you for the tip.

 

[NoleATL]

My son’s spring break started today and we’re flying down to Springfield, MO to visit a friend and do some exploring in Arkansas. On the way to the airport this morning I tried entertaining my son with a loud fart and ended up sharting myself in the car. I was able to get a new pair of pants and underwear from my suitcase before checking it, and got cleaned up in the restroom but I’m already a man down going into the week.

You taught your son a valuable lesson

 

[Scott559]

One of the joys of getting old, A couple of weeks ago I was laying in bed watching TV and sneezed, Shot out about a teaspoon full into my underwear, luckily didn’t make it to the sheets.

 

[jellyfish10]

My son is only 8, so a trip to Florida with drunken college kids is out of the question. Last year we went to Oregon, Washington, and the Olympic Peninsula. The year before was Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

My wife’s BFF lives in Springfield and was widowed two years ago. My son wants to see Bass Pro Shops’ flagship store. She’s also taking us to some kind of tiger exhibit in Branson, then we’re going to a cave in the area. Heading to Arkansas to dig for crystals and then headed to Crater of Diamonds state park. After finding a fistful of gems I’m going to have them glued to my grill and post a pic of my grin and the double middle finger to all y’all haters.

I’ve backpacked the Ponca Wilderness Area, Richland Creek, and kayaked the Buffalo. It is a beautiful area.

 

[torbee]

My son is only 8, so a trip to Florida with drunken college kids is out of the question. Last year we went to Oregon, Washington, and the Olympic Peninsula. The year before was Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont.

My wife’s BFF lives in Springfield and was widowed two years ago. My son wants to see Bass Pro Shops’ flagship store. She’s also taking us to some kind of tiger exhibit in Branson, then we’re going to a cave in the area. Heading to Arkansas to dig for crystals and then headed to Crater of Diamonds state park. After finding a fistful of gems I’m going to have them glued to my grill and post a pic of my grin and the double middle finger to all y’all haters.

You don’t owe these morons a reason, fwiw.

 

[hawkirugged17]

You don’t owe these morons a reason, fwiw.