Biden had his yearly checkup
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Amazing for a guy that loves pizza as much as him.
Some are saying he's healthier and in better shape than 25 year old ultra marathon runners.
Yep. Reps 215#s on the bench press. Many people say he can do more but his humility prevents him from showing off.
Many people, people you know, the best people! You wouldn't believe it.
He has to burn so many calories just trying to stay standing upright.
"Trust the experts" not your eyes and ears.
Is that a Trump ghost account? It's tremendously written.
men come up to him with tears in their eyes, big men, strong men ans say "sir your so healthy, how can i become as healthy as you?" and i tell them................
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
We used to have the "Thanks Obama" memes, now we need Joe Biden memes in the Chuck Norris theme.
Joe Biden can kick a fart back in your ass.We used to have the "Thanks Obama" memes, now we need Joe Biden memes in the Chuck Norris theme.
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Joe BIden can dribble a bowling ball.
The flu gets a Joe Biden shot every year.
Joe Biden doesn't breath, he holds air hostage.
If Joe Biden was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have swerved to avoid the ship.
It only takes Joe Biden 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Joe Biden can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Joe Biden knows Victoria's secret.
Death once had a near-Joe Biden experience.
The flu gets a Joe Biden shot every year.
Joe Biden doesn't breath, he holds air hostage.
If Joe Biden was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have swerved to avoid the ship.
It only takes Joe Biden 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
Joe Biden can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Joe Biden knows Victoria's secret.
Death once had a near-Joe Biden experience.
There will never be a Joe Biden Bridge, because no one crosses Joe Biden.
Joe Biden can piss his name into cement.
Guns sleep with Joe Biden under their pillow.
The Swiss Army uses Joe Biden knives.
Joe Biden once had a heart attack, the attack surrendered.
When Joe Biden was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Joe Biden doesn't need camouflage. Camouflage needs Joe Biden.
When George Washington decided not to run for a third term, Joe Biden was there to thank him.
When Donald Trump gave the National Championship team cold McDonalds on silver platters, Joe Biden paid for their medical bills. Then proceeded to make rickshaw runs for the players to the hospital.
Joe Biden once had a heart attack, the attack surrendered.
When Joe Biden was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Joe Biden doesn't need camouflage. Camouflage needs Joe Biden.
When George Washington decided not to run for a third term, Joe Biden was there to thank him.
When Donald Trump gave the National Championship team cold McDonalds on silver platters, Joe Biden paid for their medical bills. Then proceeded to make rickshaw runs for the players to the hospital.
Somehow the Radical Right will spin this as a negative.
Trump will croak before Joe does.
Trump will croak before Joe does.
I did not see this until now and started a thread-why no cognitive test? Well I think we all know the answer. This is a scary time and we need two candidates who are fit to hold the office of President. Neither of the two running now should be anywhere near the Presidency.
Joe Biden once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin’ up the road.
