Britney Spears vs. Victor Wembanyama is the feud America needs

[mnole03]

Britney Spears was apparently backhanded by Victor Wembanyama’s security when she approached him.

He says she grabbed him. She says she tapped his shoulder. At least we’ll recognize his arm when he posts his Pints concrete picture.

Britney Spears Disputes Victor Wembanyama's Claim She 'Grabbed' Him

Britney Spears says NBA phenom Victor Wembanyama is simply wrong when he says she "grabbed" him from behind ... she insists it was simply a friendly tap.

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[HROT]

It's gotta be pretty humbling to see yourself on the other side of the security bubble.

 

[TJ8869]

If middle-aged skanks represent a security threat then all of us are screwed.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

I think she is mostly upset that they did not fulfill her follow up request

 

[mnole03]

I’d normally side with the future NBA star over the pop star who was hot 20 years ago, but Britney said the magic words…

 

[QChawks]

They are probably in the same weight class

Let’s get ready to rrrruuuuuummmmmbbbblllleee

 

[TJ8869]

I’d normally side with the future NBA star over the pop star who was hot 20 years ago, but Britney said the magic words…

I don’t even want to see the surveillance video because I don’t want to ruin the image in my mind of Britney standing there, hair tousled and one titty flopped out the side of her dress, screaming “This is fvcking America!”

 

[hawkeye54545]

She would have to jump to tap his shoulder. Is she not crazy anymore? I haven't heard anything about her in a a long time.

 

[lucas80]

Any publicity is good publicity to Spears. She looks desperate, however.

 

[TennNole17]

Did she grab him right in the pussey?

 

[desihawk]

nobody should do that to america’s sweetheart. perfect issue to underpin a presidential campaign. would work for either side though framing would be different.

 

[noleclone2]

You guys are slipping

 

[stillh8unlv]

Bang up job doing away with that conservatorship, she's not f'd up all....very stable

 

[mnole03]

Bang up job doing away with that conservatorship, she's not f'd up all....very stable

 

[artradley]

I don’t even want to see the surveillance video because I don’t want to ruin the image in my mind of Britney standing there, hair tousled and one titty flopped out the side of her dress, screaming “This is fvcking America!”

Well, now I have new fap material…

 

[HawkAttackDial911]

I feel sorry for Wemby. He’s been in the U.S. for like two weeks, is 19 years old, and is in this mess. It wasn’t his security, it was the Spurs. He really had nothing to do with this.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

I feel sorry for Wemby. He’s been in the U.S. for like two weeks, is 19 years old, and is in this mess. It wasn’t his security, it was the Spurs. He really had nothing to do with this.

And he doesn't have a clue who she is. In terms of relevance to his world, she might as well be Betty Grable.

 

[lucas80]

And he doesn't have a clue who she is. In terms of relevance to his world, she might as well be Betty Grable.

Lute fapped to Betty Grable. Respect.

 

[QChawks]

 

[SWIowahawks]

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That’s it? I’m sure her dad hit her harder on multiple occasions.

 

[NDallasRuss]

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The security guy didn't even (need to) look back - just brushed off whatever skeezer fangirl was coming up on his man.

Britney is still really hot, but she's soooo looney. They shouldn't have ended her conservancy. Modified it, maybe, so her dad couldn't continue taking advantage of her and her money, but she needs someone to be legally responsible for her.

So hot still.

 

[mnole03]

Vegas PD come in with a strong statement, ‘Stop hitting yourself.’

Police: Spears struck self during Wemby incident

No charges will be filed over the altercation involving pop star Britney Spears and Spurs rookie Victor Wembanyama, with police saying surveillance footage showed that Spears' hand hit herself in the face when a security guard pushed it away.

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[Tenacious E]

Britney standing there, hair tousled and one titty flopped out the side of her dress, screaming “This is fvcking America!”

I have fapped to this.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

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Are we sure that’s not Ron the Meatball? I’d recognize those boots anywhere.

 

[mnole03]

Britney taking it out on the less fortunate,

Britney Spears Gets Pauly Shore's Table at Catch After Victor Wembanyama Slap

Britney Spears gets Pauly Shore's table at Catch after Victor Wembanyama slapping incident.

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[lucas80]

I’m surprised their respective PR people didn’t immediately bring them together for a photo op.
Silly encounter.

 

[Scott559]

The security guy didn't even (need to) look back - just brushed off whatever skeezer fangirl was coming up on his man.

Britney is still really hot, but she's soooo looney. They shouldn't have ended her conservancy. Modified it, maybe, so her dad couldn't continue taking advantage of her and her money, but she needs someone to be legally responsible for her.

So hot still.

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[TJ8869]

Britney taking it out on the less fortunate,

Britney Spears Gets Pauly Shore's Table at Catch After Victor Wembanyama Slap

Britney Spears gets Pauly Shore's table at Catch after Victor Wembanyama slapping incident.

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This is the best part of the whole story.

 

[mnole03]

She cursed him. Very poor debut.

And there was this,


Britney fans were ruthless,

 

[HawkRugged17]

He was better in 2nd game ...

 

[HawkRugged17]

Britney fan ...

 

[mnole03]

He was better in 2nd game ...

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His ability to block threes while barely leaving his feet is going to be a nightmare for the Association.

 

[noleclone2]

The security guy didn't even (need to) look back - just brushed off whatever skeezer fangirl was coming up on his man.

Britney is still really hot, but she's soooo looney. They shouldn't have ended her conservancy. Modified it, maybe, so her dad couldn't continue taking advantage of her and her money, but she needs someone to be legally responsible for her.

So hot still.

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Not sure you can find a better example of crazy eyes than that video. Charles Manson level the way she is looking at that camera.

 

[SSG T]

His ability to block threes while barely leaving his feet is going to be a nightmare for the Association.

If he can shoot FTs at a rate high enough to force teams NOT to just foul him, he could be a nightmare.

FTR, I'm not talking in the next year or two. I'm talking 3-4 years down the road, assuming he's healthy. That's my biggest concern, can he put on enough weight to not get broken playing inside. Guys like Stephen Adams are strong enough to beat him up and push him around, can he take it and stay healthy.

Skill wise, at his size, he's a complete freak we've never seen. He's Yao with wing skills.

 

[SSG T]

Not sure you can find a better example of crazy eyes than that video. Charles Manson level the way she is looking at that camera.

Where's that crazy/hot video when we need it. She's off the charts, maybe on both...

 

[mnole03]

Not sure you can find a better example of crazy eyes than that video. Charles Manson level the way she is looking at that camera.

People conflated “she shouldn’t be in an exploitive conservatorship” and “she’s fine” and should be left to do what she wants.

 

[mnole03]

If he can shoot FTs at a rate high enough to force teams NOT to just foul him, he could be a nightmare.

FTR, I'm not talking in the next year or two. I'm talking 3-4 years down the road, assuming he's healthy. That's my biggest concern, can he put on enough weight to not get broken playing inside. Guys like Stephen Adams are strong enough to beat him up and push him around, can he take it and stay healthy.

Skill wise, at his size, he's a complete freak we've never seen. He's Yao with wing skills.

I didn’t think his first game meant a whole lot, outside of he got a reality check on how good everyone else was.

If he can avoid injury, it’s going to be fun to watch. He’s like Durant but seven inches taller.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

He was better in 2nd game ...

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@alaskanseminole How many new (“I’ve always been a Spurs fan”) Spurs fans are there in San Antonio these days?

 

[NDallasRuss]

I didn’t think his first game meant a whole lot, outside of I think he got a reality check on how good everyone else was.

If he can avoid injury, it’s going to be fun to watch. He’s like Durant but seven inches taller.

He got 27pts, 12 rebs, and 3 blocks in 27 minutes last night, and of course ESPN blew it out of proportion in the other direction with their website's headline: "Wembanyama shows why he earned generational hype".

Maybe people should cool it in both directions and let the kid actually play in a few games, or maybe a couple of seasons, before declaring him either the worst ever, or the best ever.

 

[mnole03]

He got 27pts, 12 rebs, and 3 blocks in 27 minutes last night, and of course ESPN blew it out of proportion in the other direction with their website's headline: "Wembanyama shows why hear earned generational hype".

Maybe people should cool it in both directions and let the kid actually play in a few games, or maybe a couple of seasons, before declaring him either the worst ever, or the best ever.

That’s what they do. They’ll ignore the fact that Jokic, Giannis, and Embiid took years to develop into the players they are.