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Calling Mr Stroner

I copied this into Google translate and it came back with an imagine of someone giving me the middle finger

Wouldn't have happened to be this guy was it?

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Are you moving to IC? I can put a Good/Great word in for your Mrs.
Peace
Oh this year needs to be funnier and funkier asking you too bring it.

Yes sir I am. My wife got the job but I appreciate the gesture. Will try to get my season tickets close to CaseyBallz.

I promise to keep rocking and rolling and making funnier and funkier comments.It seems we make these comments and sometimes they are considered filthy or disrespectful by some people. But I don't think that's true. These discussions/comments we have can be better...I mean they can always be better. I am gonna keep trying if you guys keep trying. Let's keep rocking and rolling man.
 
Gable used to smack the shit out of Stroner before he sent him out on the mat to get him fired up. I absolutely loved it. I spent a few drunken hours on youtube one night trying to find some of those matches but don't think I found any.
 
Gable used to smack the shit out of Stroner before he sent him out on the mat to get him fired up. I absolutely loved it. I spent a few drunken hours on youtube one night trying to find some of those matches but don't think I found any.

I took speech with him at Iowa Central. During the spring semester Tom Brands was announced as the head coach for Iowa wrestling.

I did a speech on the history of Iowa wrestling. I captivated no one and it was awkward AF. After class Stroner and I talked wrestling for a good hour.

He said there was one picture of him at the Field house in Iowa City and he didn't belong on the team. I said, "Bullsh*t. It's not every day that you run into someone that wrestled for Gable."

He said, "Bullshit. We're everywhere!"
 
Gable used to smack the shit out of Stroner before he sent him out on the mat to get him fired up. I absolutely loved it. I spent a few drunken hours on youtube one night trying to find some of those matches but don't think I found any.

In one of those speeches before (I believe the '95) nationals about what needed to happen, Gable stopped talking to us and yelled, "And coaches! If you're in Stroner's corner, you don't let him go out on the mat without slapping him!"

During the tournament, I happened to be standing by the corner when Stroner was about to go out. "Stroner!" Gable called. Eric turned to look at him, and Gable slapped him as hard as he could, across the cheek with his right hand. Stroner glared at him. "You ready?" Gable asked. "Yeah!" Stroner said, angrily.

Gable stared at him for a few seconds. "You're not ready!" he declared, and then slapped him back the other way with his left hand. Stroner didn't expect that; he got really pissed, and looked like he was about to grab Gable. "Now you're ready!" Gable shouted, turning Eric around and shoving him out on the mat.
 
Gable used to smack the shit out of Stroner before he sent him out on the mat to get him fired up. I absolutely loved it. I spent a few drunken hours on youtube one night trying to find some of those matches but don't think I found any.

Chief will need to do this to Caseyballzz if he gets season tix near him.

Chief: "Hey Caseyballzz", and slaps him across the face. "You ready to heckle the opposing coach?"

"Yes", said Caseyballzz, somewhat intoxicated.

Chief: "I don't think you are ready to heckle!" and slaps him again. Caseyballzz looks like he's about ready to take a swing, and Chief says "Now you are ready" and turns Casey around to the aisle and points him to the ice cream machine. "Go get us two ice cream cones".

Next day, Caseyballzz pens an apology letter to opposing coach asking for forgiveness.
 
How in the world did you figure that out?!? I can only decipher about 5% of what he types.
When I was growing up one of my favorite movies was airplane, this is sort of like that scene on jive talking. I figure pinters speaks some Iowa dialect of jive and you need to be fluent in to understand.
 
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Chief will need to do this to Caseyballzz if he gets season tix near him.

Chief: "Hey Caseyballzz", and slaps him across the face. "You ready to heckle the opposing coach?"

"Yes", said Caseyballzz, somewhat intoxicated.

Chief: "I don't think you are ready to heckle!" and slaps him again. Caseyballzz looks like he's about ready to take a swing, and Chief says "Now you are ready" and turns Casey around to the aisle and points him to the ice cream machine. "Go get us two ice cream cones".

Next day, Caseyballzz pens an apology letter to opposing coach asking for forgiveness.

Did you mean to say double a$$ bit¢h slap????
 
In one of those speeches before (I believe the '95) nationals about what needed to happen, Gable stopped talking to us and yelled, "And coaches! If you're in Stroner's corner, you don't let him go out on the mat without slapping him!"

During the tournament, I happened to be standing by the corner when Stroner was about to go out. "Stroner!" Gable called. Eric turned to look at him, and Gable slapped him as hard as he could, across the cheek with his right hand. Stroner glared at him. "You ready?" Gable asked. "Yeah!" Stroner said, angrily.

Gable stared at him for a few seconds. "You're not ready!" he declared, and then slapped him back the other way with his left hand. Stroner didn't expect that; he got really pissed, and looked like he was about to grab Gable. "Now you're ready!" Gable shouted, turning Eric around and shoving him out on the mat.
I love this story. Thanks Ray.
 
In one of those speeches before (I believe the '95) nationals about what needed to happen, Gable stopped talking to us and yelled, "And coaches! If you're in Stroner's corner, you don't let him go out on the mat without slapping him!"

During the tournament, I happened to be standing by the corner when Stroner was about to go out. "Stroner!" Gable called. Eric turned to look at him, and Gable slapped him as hard as he could, across the cheek with his right hand. Stroner glared at him. "You ready?" Gable asked. "Yeah!" Stroner said, angrily.

Gable stared at him for a few seconds. "You're not ready!" he declared, and then slapped him back the other way with his left hand. Stroner didn't expect that; he got really pissed, and looked like he was about to grab Gable. "Now you're ready!" Gable shouted, turning Eric around and shoving him out on the mat.

Thanks for the memory Ray. I hope all is well with you.

Unfortunately that Gable butt whoopin didn't result in a win but it wasn't for a lack of motivation.
 
Championhawk - I did just deleted it. My apologies. I guess at 5:30 in the morning I thought it was funny. However, you are correct, not needed here or anywhere. My bad. I think you'll need to delete yours now.

Damn...I missed it. I thought I was the only one who penned post booze/pre coffee bad ideas.
 
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Chief will need to do this to Caseyballzz if he gets season tix near him.

Chief: "Hey Caseyballzz", and slaps him across the face. "You ready to heckle the opposing coach?"

"Yes", said Caseyballzz, somewhat intoxicated.

Chief: "I don't think you are ready to heckle!" and slaps him again. Caseyballzz looks like he's about ready to take a swing, and Chief says "Now you are ready" and turns Casey around to the aisle and points him to the ice cream machine. "Go get us two ice cream cones".

Next day, Caseyballzz pens an apology letter to opposing coach asking for forgiveness.
I probably wouldn't need many slaps. I am pretty fire up for the heckling part. Apology letter only needed if I was sober because I could not remember much.
 
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