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Capitol Police investigating suspicious substance at Rep. Adam Schiff’s office

I was going to guess traces of brain matter. He's a tool but let's hope this isn't anything serious.

Said the guy who recently started a thread about executing Mitt Romney.

Edit: just went to double check and see it was the parody account. My apologies, however a bunch of morons agreed with the sentiment.
 
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UPDATE: the suspicious substance turned out to be his testicles. Campus police were not used to dealing with politicians who had any.
 
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