Caption this photo....

[Aegon_Targaryen]

...that the Huskers are failing miserably at doing on their site. I mean they are, really, really bad at being funny.
Surely we can do better.

I'll start-
"Sorry Kirk, but there is now one more coach in the conference who will get overpaid for mediocre results, whilst living off the mantra, "Does more with less.", sorry to steal your thunder buddy."-coach Riley

"That's football I guess., but you know what Coach? All you have to do is win a conference title once and they'll love you for at least a decade"-Coach Ferentz

"Oh I hope so,...speaking of decades, I've been trying for over a decade to win one of those!"-Coach Riley

"Well you're in luck Mike,.....so have they."-Coach Ferentz
This post was edited on 1/16 8:39 PM by Aegon_Targaryen

Comedy requires brains Huskers.

 

[hawksauce]

Go on Kirk, smell my finger. I want to introduce you to Mrs. Riley.

 

[DropitlikeitsHawk]

You are also really, really bad at being funny.

 

[hansenhawk]

"Now you've got the good deal Kirk, you don't even have to win anymore. 2 mediocre seasons like that from me, and I am back out on my ass again!"

This post was edited on 1/17 1:19 PM by hansenhawk

 

[GoHawks2009]

Riley- "You say "what have you" one more time and I'm gonna take this red tie off and choke you with it."

 

[DewHawk]

(Riley) Do you know how to get record over .500? (Kirk) No, it does not matter because the Iowa fans will accept anything. Just keep singing the poor and not sexy stuff.

 

[gamecockshawkeyes]

MR: Message boards are full of goofballs.
KF: Yup.
Posted from Rivals Mobile

 

[Reagan's Ghost]

"With this one finger I can tell you if you have prostate cancer! Bend over!"

 

[BuffSurveyor]

The name of my agent is.............................!

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

You've got something on your....here, I'll get it.

 

[icwesthawk]

"Can I borrow that plaid jacket, my car just hit a water buffalo."

 

[zedsdeadbabyzedsdead]

One time Kirk! Didn't you learn anything after the first punt to Pierson-El?

 

[SingaporeHawk]

Hawksauce,
Are you the same hawk sauce that is on Christiansingles.com? If so, give a call.

 

[B1G RED RULES]

Knee slapper!!! You are right, you are a comedic genius.

 

[B1G RED RULES]

Riley - Kirk, why are your fans so disappointed in a 7-5 season? Hasn't that been the average of this program since the Hayden era started? Doesn't a 7-5 regular season represent Iowa's football program perfectly?

Kirk - Yes, Mike. Why yes it does.

 

[iammrhawkeyes]

"Please Kirk, give me one hint on how the offense is going to change. I've only got 11 months to prepare."

 

[hawksauce]

Originally posted by SingaporeHawk:
Hawksauce,
Are you the same hawk sauce that is on Christiansingles.com? If so, give a call.

Wut? I'm actually married to a dime piece (seriously) so I don't know what you're talking about dude. The real question is how do you know there's some schmuck on there by the name of hawk sauce?

 

[Bill_Callahan2.0]

"I was 1-3 against an incompatant Bo Pelini."

"That's football Kirk."

 

[hawkinne]

Originally posted by Aegon_Targaryen:
...that the Huskers are failing miserably at doing on their site. I mean they are, really, really bad at being funny.
Surely we can do better.

I'll start-
"Sorry Kirk, but there is now one more coach in the conference who will get overpaid for mediocre results, whilst living off the mantra, "Does more with less.", sorry to steal your thunder buddy."-coach Riley

"That's football I guess., but you know what Coach? All you have to do is win a conference title once and they'll love you for at least a decade"-Coach Ferentz

"Oh I hope so,...speaking of decades, I've been trying for over a decade to win one of those!"-Coach Riley

"Well you're in luck Mike,.....so have they."-Coach Ferentz
This post was edited on 1/16 8:39 PM by Aegon_Targaryen

Wow Mike your record is even worse than mine. Enjoy the cup of coffee at UNL.

This post was edited on 1/18 11:32 AM by hawkinne

 

[BuffSurveyor]

Want to pull my finger?

 

[Hawkeye_4_Life]

nm
This post was edited on 1/18 3:31 PM by Hawkeye_4_Life

 

[Aegon_Targaryen]

Originally posted by Bill_Callahan2.0:
"I was 1-3 against an incompatant Bo Pelini."

"That's football Kirk."

Or is he saying "Bill was more than one letter off from spelling incompetent correctly"?

 

[Aegon_Targaryen]

Originally posted by BuffSurveyor:

Want to pull my finger?

No, I think it was more like

"If I hear someone in Nebraska talk about the 90's one more f'n time.....!!!!"-Coach Riley

 

[DeevDan]

I just think he's counting how many times iowa beat nebraska since joining the big ten

 

[Revhusker]

http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=video+of+eric+crouch+running+over+an+iowa+player&FORM=VIRE1#view=detail&mid=DD3B14B229105067325ADD3B14B229105067325A

 

[JMNSHO]

"I'm gonna do you a favor and throw in the underbody rust coating for only $219.95"

 

[UncleChesterton]

Pretty sure OP fails to comprehend the dictionary definitions of the following words:

Caption.
Funny.

This post was edited on 1/19 8:48 PM by UncleChesterton

 

[Pitcher24]

Riley: I can only fit 1 corn cob up my ass, how many can you fit?

Kirk: In 1999 I fit an entire stalk up there, I've done it before, I can do it again.

 

[iavagabond]

"C'mon, Kirk, can borrow your hair for just one picture?"

 

[CarterHall]

"Never hire family!!!"

 

[RothMatt]

"Never hire family!!!"

Are you stuck in an airport somewhere?

 

[danny14]

 

[Titanhawk2]

Ironic that was before the 12-0 season

 

[Bishop1971]

"I was 1-3 against an incompatant Bo Pelini."

"That's football Kirk."

No offense but i don't think he was incompetent. Was the last time their play was respectable although he wasn't. And Iowa has averaged better than 7-5 over how many seasons? If we went 7-5 on a regular basis this board would freak out like nothing else. Who is Riley?⁷

 

[hawkeyebob62]

I'll let a line from This Is Spinal Tap describe this thread:

"Shit sandwich"

 

[NevadaHawk]

Kirk, I have a feeling the Hawkeyes will be undefeated for the 2015 season.

 

[HawkeyeLaughingstock]

Kirk, I have a feeling the Hawkeyes will be undefeated for the 2015 season.

Kirk, “I’m thinking more like 12-2. The schedule sets up perfectly again and we’ll benefit from MSU back dooring into the BTCG and we’ll still lose, but barely!!! I’ll get my bonus for winning >8 games, so all is good.”