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Coming Soon: The Coffee Apocalypse...

The Tradition

HB King
Apr 23, 2002
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When Henri Kunz was growing up in West Germany in the 1980s, he used to drink an instant coffee substitute called Caro, a blend of barley, chicory root, and rye roasted to approximate the deep color and invigorating flavor of real coffee. “We kids drank it,” Kunz remembered recently. “It had no caffeine, but it tasted like coffee.”

As an adult, Kunz loves real coffee. But he also believes that its days are numbered. Climate change is expected to shift the areas where coffee can grow, with some researchers estimating that the most suitable land for coffee will shrink by more than half by 2050 and that hotter temperatures will make the plants more vulnerable to pests, blight, and other threats. At the same time, demand for coffee is growing, as upwardly mobile people in traditionally tea-drinking countries in Asia develop a taste for java.

“The difference between demand and supply will go like that,” Kunz put it during a Zoom interview, crossing his arms in front of his chest to form an X, like the “no-good” emoji. Small farmers could face crop failures just as millions of new people develop a daily habit, potentially sending coffee prices soaring to levels that only the wealthy will be able to afford.

To stave off the looming threats, some agricultural scientists are hard at work breeding climate-resilient, high-yield varieties of coffee. Kunz, the founder and chair of a “flavor engineering” company called Stem, thinks he can solve many of these problems by growing coffee cells in a laboratory instead of on a tree. A number of other entrepreneurs are taking a look at coffee substitutes of yore, like the barley beverage Kunz grew up drinking, with the aim of using sustainable ingredients to solve coffee’s environmental problems—and adding caffeine to reproduce its signature jolt.

A crop of startups, with names like Atomo, Northern Wonder, and Prefer, is calling this category of throwbacks “beanless coffee,” even though in some cases their products contain legumes. Beanless coffee “gives you that legendary coffee taste and all the morning pick-me-up you crave, while also leaving you proud that you’re doing your part to help unf—k the planet,” as the San-Francisco-based beanless coffee company Minus puts it. But it’s unclear whether coffee drinkers—deeply attached to the drink’s particular, ineffable taste and aroma—will embrace beanless varieties voluntarily, or only after the coming climate-induced coffee apocalypse forces their hand.

Coffea arabica—the plant species most commonly cultivated for drinking—has been likened to Goldilocks. It thrives in shady environments with consistent, moderate rainfall and in temperatures between 64 and 70 degrees Fahrenheit, conditions often found in the highlands of tropical countries like Guatemala, Ethiopia, and Indonesia. Although coffee plantations can be sustainably integrated into tropical forests, growing coffee leads to environmental destruction more often than not. Farmers cut down trees both to make room for coffee plants and to fuel wood-burning dryers used to process the beans, making coffee one of the top six agricultural drivers of deforestation. When all of a coffee tree’s finicky needs are met, it can produce harvestable beans after three to five years of growth and eventually yield 1 or 2 pounds of green coffee beans per year.

If arabica is Goldilocks, climate change is an angry bear. For some 200 years, humans have been burning fossil fuels, spewing planet-warming carbon dioxide into the air. The resulting floods, droughts, and heat waves, as well as the climate-driven proliferation of coffee borer beetles and fungal infections, are all predicted to make many of today’s coffee-growing areas inhospitable to the crop, destroy coffee farmers’ razor-thin profit margins, and sow chaos in the world’s coffee markets. That shift is already underway: Extreme weather in Brazil sent commodity coffee prices to an 11-year high of $2.58 per pound in 2022. And as coffee growers venture into new regions, they’ll tear down more trees, threatening biodiversity and transforming even more forests from carbon sinks into carbon emitters.

At many times in the past, coffee has been out of reach for most people, so they found cheaper, albeit caffeine-free, alternatives. Caro and other quaint instant beverage mixes, like Postum in the U.S. and caffè d’orzo in Italy, were popular during World War II and in the following years, when coffee was rationed or otherwise hard to come by. But the practice of brewing noncaffeinated, ersatz coffee out of other plants is even older than that. In the Middle East, people have used date seeds to brew a hot, dark drink for hundreds or perhaps thousands of years. In pre-Columbian Central America, Mayans drank a similar beverage made from the seeds of ramón trees found in the rainforest. In Europe and Western Asia, drinks have been made out of chicory, chickpeas, dandelion root, figs, grains, lupin beans, and soybeans. These ingredients have historically been more accessible than coffee, and they sometimes confer purported health benefits.

Today’s beanless-coffee startups are attempting to put a modern spin on these time-honored, low-tech coffee substitutes.

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The coffee crisis has been well covered by the media for a couple of years now……in fact “bean issues” were talked about back when Covid was first in their news…,,prices have been rising rapidly ever since. Relax…,.,.
 
The coffee crisis has been well covered by the media for a couple of years now……in fact “bean issues” were talked about back when Covid was first in their news…,,prices have been rising rapidly ever since. Relax…,.,.

I don't understand why they can't grow coffee beans indoors like they do with marijuana. You can create whatever Goldilocks condition you want indoors, and do it anywhere. Even outer space!
 
I don't understand why they can't grow coffee beans indoors like they do with marijuana. You can create whatever Goldilocks condition you want indoors, and do it anywhere. Even outer space!
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When all of a coffee tree’s finicky needs are met, it can produce harvestable beans after three to five years of growth and eventually yield 1 or 2 pounds of green coffee beans per year.
It would take a LOT of indoor space to produce enough beans to even make a dent. You'd have that space tied up for years before you even began to see output.
 
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It would take a LOT of indoor space to produce enough beans to even make a dent. You'd have that space tied up for years before you even began to see output.

Have you seen the size of the Amazon distribution centers that are popping up all over the place?

Anyway, they could grow pot until the coffee is ready. Similar growing requirements.
 
Have you seen the size of the Amazon distribution centers that are popping up all over the place?

Anyway, they could grow pot until the coffee is ready. Similar growing requirements.
Your income per sq. foot would be way higher with an Amazon facility or pot. No reason to grow coffee until you can charge the price necessary to make it financially viable. And that really doesn't fix the problem.
 
Have you seen the size of the Amazon distribution centers that are popping up all over the place?

Anyway, they could grow pot until the coffee is ready. Similar growing requirements.
This solution sounds like it could have come from the guy who said we could inject bleach into our body to kill Covid, and rake up all the leaves and pine needles in the forests to prevent forest fires.
 
You can also add chocolate and tequila (agave) as commodities are are getting more difficult to cultivate.
 
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