Confession time

[FAUlty Gator]

I never understood “Your Mama wears combat boots.” I just always accepted that it was something bad for my mother to have done. But…I don’t get it.

 

[TJ8869]

I just always assumed it meant she’s manly and not feminine, perhaps a bull dyke. It’s a playground insult. I don’t think it was intended to be analyzed at a deep level.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I just always assumed it meant she’s manly and not feminine, perhaps a bull dyke. It’s a playground insult. I don’t think it was intended to be analyzed at a deep level.

If we’re not analyzing our insults on a deep level, what the hell are even here for man?

 

[JustSayOV]

I just always assumed it meant she’s manly and not feminine, perhaps a bull dyke. It’s a playground insult. I don’t think it was intended to be analyzed at a deep level.

Confession time.....I read this and my permanent 14 year old humor style of a brain went to "anal-ized at a deep level"

Sounds kinky.

 

[BioHawk]

I never understood “Your Mama wears combat boots.” I just always accepted that it was something bad for my mother to have done. But…I don’t get it.

I've asked that question about that supposed insult many, many times.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I never understood “Your Mama wears combat boots.” I just always accepted that it was something bad for my mother to have done. But…I don’t get it.

Where do you think she got the combat boots and why she has about 50 pair in her closet?

 

[runkpanole]

Hey, OP “Your momma wears combat boots!”

 

[ICWestfan]

Hey, OP “Your momma wears combat boots in bed!”

FIFY

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

With this thread and the hot/ crazy matrix thread I feel like I’ve time warped back to the
1970s.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

It means I forgot to grab them while jumping out the window when OP’s dad came home…

 

[Sharky1203]

I never understood “Your Mama wears combat boots.” I just always accepted that it was something bad for my mother to have done. But…I don’t get it.

Partly correct. It's dealing with the 80's and Dockers boots. Punk gals (which at the time meant you were promiscuous, which wasn't true) or lesbians wore them. So it was a huge insult at the time.

 

[soybean]

Where do you think she got the combat boots and why she has about 50 pair in her closet?

And THAT is the insult.

 

[millah_22]

 

[Colonoscopy]

I never understood “Your Mama wears combat boots.” I just always accepted that it was something bad for my mother to have done. But…I don’t get it.

Never even heard it

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Where do you think she got the combat boots and why she has about 50 pair in her closet?

I don’t know! Maybe she owns and Army/ Navy store. Or has a very specific type of bunion.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Hey, OP, "Your mama's so fat she has to wear hula-hoops to hold up her socks!"

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Hey, OP “Your momma wears combat boots!”

She does indeed.

But she is kind enough to take off the boots, and everything else, when I come over.