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Covid Pen!s...

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A MAN claims his penis has shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid, and doctors say it can't be fixed.

The anonymous male said the lasting effect of the virus has damaged his self confidence.

Before, the 30-something American said his penis was above average size.

Urologists say “Covid d*ck” is a real phenomenon, whereby the penis can reduce in size due to damage to blood vessels.

For example, a study of 3,400 people led by University College London found that of 200 reported long Covid symptoms, a smaller penis was one of the rarer ones.

Calling in to the podcast “How to Do It”, the man said: “I'm a heterosexual man in my 30s. In July of last year I contracted Covid and was very sick.

“When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem.
“My penis has shrunk. Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch-and-a-half and become decidedly less than average.
“It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent.
“It shouldn't really matter, but it has had a profound impact on my self confidence in my abilities in bed.”

 
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It's pretty weird to go to an ICU with a guy who can barely get air and have to give him drugs to make his erection go down. Priapism is an erection that won't go down. Think Viagra and Cialis commercials that say, "When your erection lasts more than four hours call your doctor." Better to just go straight to the ER around hour 2 or 3. After 4 hours, you're doing some serious damage.

 
This is difficult for me but, it happened to me as well. Unfortunately for Mrs Silberman I'm down to a paltry eight and a half.

I understand if some of you no longer wish to associate with me. I can barely stand the sight of myself in the mirror some days.
 
There is a huge rush on viagra in the villages of Florida as it was disclosed in a conspiracy theory that viagra will help stop covid.

The villages is also the number one location in the US with stds.
 
This is difficult for me but, it happened to me as well. Unfortunately for Mrs Silberman I'm down to a paltry eight and a half.

I understand if some of you no longer wish to associate with me. I can barely stand the sight of myself in the mirror some days.

You’re bragging about 8 1/2 cm?
 
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