Break out the replays of the debate, a case(you may need more than one) of your favorite beverage, and let’s get wasted.
For an leftie:
Every time Biden says “and by the way”, drink.
Every time Biden says something like “Dog Faced Pony Boy” or “Alley Cat”, finish your current drink.
For a rightie:
Every time Trump brags about being the best/greatest/biggest/etc., drink.
Every time Trump mentions Hunter Biden’s laptop, finish your current drink.
Both sides:
Hold your breath until your candidate answers the actual question that was asked. Oxygen deprivation will speed up the alcohol effects.
Anything else I missed?
For an leftie:
Every time Biden says “and by the way”, drink.
Every time Biden says something like “Dog Faced Pony Boy” or “Alley Cat”, finish your current drink.
For a rightie:
Every time Trump brags about being the best/greatest/biggest/etc., drink.
Every time Trump mentions Hunter Biden’s laptop, finish your current drink.
Both sides:
Hold your breath until your candidate answers the actual question that was asked. Oxygen deprivation will speed up the alcohol effects.
Anything else I missed?
