Deep Thoughts

[chosen.one]

 

[TJ8869]

“I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.”

 

[Nole-4-Life]

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

 

[fivecardstud14]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at the crying one.

 

[JustSayOV]

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

 

[QChawks]

SNL needs to bring these back

LOL

 

[Finance85]

What have you been chosen for, and who chose you?

 

[Randall Stanhope]

Some people are like slinkies, They don't really have a purpose. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

 

[chosen.one]

What have you been chosen for, and who chose you?

I was chosen to bring mankind together by an entity so profound there are no words to describe it.
Then I found you all here and I figured providing you all a bit of wisdom from Jack Handey is all you deserve.