Did u people know
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I was just thinking hope he’s not on the schedule tomorrow 😳
Hello, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard Delta flight 831, service from Minneapolis to Buffalo. We're currently flying at 38,000 feet and scheduled to touch down at 5:31 local time. If you look out your window, you can see that were flying over lake Erie. Lake Erie has a lot of fish in it. Fun fact, a group of fish is called a school. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the rest of the flight.
If they're called a school, then how come no one is shooting them?
I shouldn't have laughed at that.
Now, ordinarily, I'd like to believe that if this is indeed what it looks like - that person needs to be arrested. But, I then realized it was Asian carp he was shooting at.
Now, I'd kinda like to join him in his quest to kill every damn one of those bastards we can until we both run out of ammo.
We’re also trying to get rid of fish by polluting the water. Yeah manure spills! Farmers really care about the land.
Just public fishing. You can still pay $7000 a year for private fishing.
You’re not flying my plane tomorrow (SkyWest) right bro?
Skywest, The Mormon Air Force? Nah you're pretty safe from chemical dependents with those guys. I was at a pilot party this weekend in Chicago. Those guys pretty much had all the airlines covered out on the deck by the kegs...
I litetally laughed. Hard. Then realized I'm a teacher. Now sad.
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