DL falls down in 40 yd dash due to his schlong falling out of shorts

[QChawks]

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Mississippi State defensive lineman Chris Jones had trouble staying upright as he finished his 40 attempt today at the NFL combine, and replays revealed why: his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.

Leave it up to the wisecracking Rich Eisen to note that “these guys fall down hard and long.”

 

[Raglefant]

Might be the only player in combine history whose excuse for his 40 time will be accepted by teams.

 

[naturalmwa]

I approve.

 

[lucas80]

I think he got turf burn someplace you'd really hate to get turf burn.

 

[joelbc1]

The trainer says "he's ok".....classic.

 

[Wendy79]

Are jock straps uncool?

 

[naturalmwa]

Are jock straps uncool?

Not in my experience.

 

[Herkmeister]

Happens to me all the time. It's why I can't wear shorts.

 

[naturalmwa]

Happens to me all the time. It's why I can't wear shorts.

Like I said, you're crazy to be pissy. Go spread some joy.

 

[Herkmeister]

Like I said, you're crazy to be pissy. Go spread some joy.

Quit it Natch, I'm all better now.

 

[naturalmwa]

Quit it Natch, I'm all better now.

Jumped a little rope? That always helps.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Was that Mayock that called it live? "He's a little stiff in the hips"

 

[Herkmeister]

Junk that size can't flap around without some pain.

 

[Funky Bunch]

I watched it 3 times. Did I catch the ghey?

 

[Wahawk56]

I watched it 3 times. Did I catch the ghey?

I'm asking myself the same thing as I kept trying to catch the slip.

 

[MidMOhawk]

This guy just moved to the top of Natural's big board.

 

[bdg8]

I watched it 3 times. Did I catch the ghey?

Depends if you jerked off to it

 

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[ottumwan in tx]

Are jock straps uncool?

in the 7th grade when they were mandatory in gym class, yes

 

[TJ8869]

His official time was 5.03 seconds. His dick finished in 4.97.