Do you remember every prior sex partner?

[anon_ddojbbh8q7xrt]

Ill be honest I stopped counting years ago and cant remember. For those of you who are married do you remember everyone prior to being married?

 

[sultanofsuede]

I’ve tried to count, and then my mind wanders and it’s hard to start over. If numbers are what you are shooting for, I can’t answer with confidence. If true memories are what you are asking, I have even less luck there. But there was this one time in New Orleans.......

 

[ping72]

Are we counting OP’s mom? Or no since we just assume she’s on everyone’s list?

 

[hawkiniowacity]

Being 40 and never married, not a chance im remembering all of them. Heck, id wager a guess I don't remember half.

 

[funnyfletcher]

Of course I remember her

 

[h-hawk]

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Keep a few of the real good ones in the spank bank memz.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Hell. At 60 years old, I don't remember much of what happened last week.

 

[ping72]

He'll. At 60 years old, I don't remember much of what happened last week.

At 60 I’m guessing what happened last week did not include a new sexual partner.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Yes

 

[NoleATL]

Ill be honest I stopped counting years ago and cant remember. For those of you who are married do you remember everyone prior to being married?

A resounding no. But in my defense, at the time, there were a couple I didn't even know their names.

 

[LesClaypool]

At one point, I did. Then I got divorced. Those years in the wilderness were hard to track.

 

[strummingram]

Nope... not even half of them.

 

[QChawks]

Kinda, a few are sorta fuzzy

 

[joelbc1]

I’ve been married 3 times...and I can’t remember my second wife’s name, so nope. However, I can remember she was really good at it.

 

[DFSNOLE]

Kinda, a few are sorta fuzzy

Back in the 70s and 80s, they were all fuzzy.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Yes. I never banged unless it was someone I’d want to spend time with, or at least repeat said banging many times. They all turned into a year minimum. The sex really starts to get good and off the chain a few months in, when inhibitions are totally out the window.

 

[hawkbirch]

Of course because the number is less than three. #Northernapproved

 

[fredjr82]

It's in the 20s

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Do fat Sally and her four sisters count?

 

[Gonolz]

Yes. At one point, I made a list. I remembered every name except one. I had a little drought for a while and let my standards slide, so I named her "Slumpbuster". I'm glad I don't have pics to post.

 

[Derekd3408]

No. Sometimes I'll sit and think about it and an encounter I completely forgot will pop into my head. There are many more just like that. I guess that's the price you pay for doing so much business.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

It's 20,001.

Top THAT HROTers and past NBA giants.

 

[ThamesHawk]

Keep a few of the real good ones in the spank bank memz.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I've only had 2. I regret the first.

Yes I remember them. The second is my wife so she's kind of hard to forget.

 

[z_ape]

Ah yes, who can forget -1

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Being 40 and never married, not a chance im remembering all of them. Heck, id wager a guess I don't remember half.

"Hey Tony, remember me?"

"Sure don't."

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

The second is my wife so she's kind of hard to forget.

Even though you've tried.......

 

[ping72]

Kinda, a few are sorta fuzzy

Calling a 5 o’clock shadow “fuzzy” is a bit of a stretch.

 

[Rifler]

Of course,.. my count is single digit, so it's very easy to remember each and every one.

 

[ping72]

I've only had 2. I regret the first.

Yes I remember them. The second is my wife so she's kind of hard to forget.

You have your wife as #2?

I think she’s #113 on my list.

I wonder where we place on hers.

 

[jasonrann]

I am not sure if I remember all, but I sure as hell remember the fun ones. God bless them!

Tree fiddy.

 

[SF HAWKEYE]

Of course because the number is less than three. #Northernapproved

 

[cfbfan23]

You have your wife as #2?

I think she’s #113 on my list.

I wonder where we place on hers.

I was her 69th. Beat you to it. Maybe.

 

[WisestIowan]

I could probably sit down and try and remember all of them. 0.00% chance I remember all of their names. There were a couple I didn't remember her name the next morning.

 

[hawkmart]

Yup all but one. Spring Break 96 in Padre. All I recall is redhead from Wisconsin

 

[runkpanole]

At 60 I’m guessing what happened last week did not include a new sexual partner.

He joined the line at OPs mom’s house.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

You have your wife as #2?

I think she’s #113 on my list.

I wonder where we place on hers.

She is the second person chronologically that I slept with.

 

[ping72]

She is the second person chronologically that I slept with.

I know. That’s why she’s #113 on mine.

And I’m still curious where each of us land on hers.

 

[Rustys Dad]

Being 40 and never married, not a chance im remembering all of them. Heck, id wager a guess I don't remember half.

So …. Do you use one hand more than the other?

I kid. I kid