DOD confirms China and Russia have "Direct Energy Weapons"

[Theyset.theStage]

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Riiiight.

 

[Joes Place]

Space Force: You FAILED us!!!!

 

[torbee]

 

[TheCainer]

Those guys aren't nearly as scary as the Killer Clowns.

 

[SSG T]

That dudes Twitter feed is a disaster.

 

[Fluffles]

Everybody knows, killer satellites caused the wildfires.

 

[mnole03]

Are we sure that’s not a small moon?

 

[Nat Algren]

Must. Get. More. Tax. $$$$$. From. Sucker. Taxpayers.

 

[BioHawk]

Well we better get somebody who knows what the f**k they are doing in office, stat!

 

[hawkfan0319]

Just in time for Trump to save the world before the election.

 

[naturalbornhawk]

Is the US military the least cost effective entity the world has ever known?

 

[OrlandNole]

That's OK, Trump has Big Dick Energy.

 

[SSG T]

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

 

[SSG T]

Is the US military the least cost effective entity the world has ever known?

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[naturalbornhawk]

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

We certainly dont have the technology to intercept cruise missiles from Iran I can tell you that much

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

That's OK, Trump has Big Dick Energy.

Way to bring the dickheat!

 

[doughuddl2]

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We got UFO's.

Besides China has stolen everything they have from us.

 

[tumorboy]

Well USA better call up Sebastian Shaw and Bishop.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

We're okay. We have our militias

 

[SSG T]

Is the US military the least cost effective entity the world has ever known?

Relatedly...Paul is 100% right