Does Spiderman like ketchup?

[hawkbirch]

Mr. Birch and I were at lunch today when a little boy that was 3 or 4 says quite emphatically, "You know that Spiderman doesn't even like ketchup." I was previously unaware that Spiderman had condiment preferences so a conversation ensued at our table and of course, there is no marital agreement on Spiderman's opinion of ketchup.

Naturally, Mr. Birch thinks everyone likes ketchup especially when combined with mustard to form a college football uniform but I completely disagree. I think this kid is on to something and that Spiderman actually prefers ranch as his condiment of choice.

What say you, HROT?

 

[The Tradition]

I would think Spiderman would prefer bug juice.

 

[CJBauer]

Spiderman is a New Yorker...no ketchup, mustard only...and WTF is ranch?

 

[West Duval Nole]

FYI to you, your wife and the kid. Spiderman isn't real and neither is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth fairy.

 

[win4jj]

I’m gonna go with the kid on this one. It’s a hunch, but negative on ketchup.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

I'll ask my 3 year old tonight and report back. He knows everything because he is 3

 

[ping72]

 

[DFSNOLE]

FYI to you, your wife and the kid. Spiderman isn't real and neither is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth fairy.

What?!? Damn you!

 

[hawkbirch]

FYI to you, your wife and the kid. Spiderman isn't real and neither is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth fairy.

 

[Herky T Hawk]

Nah, it is totally correct that Spiderman isn't real. Because his real name is Spider-Man. Respect the hyphen.

But, it looks like modern Spider-Man likes ketchup on his hot dogs.

 

[mnole03]

Nah, it is totally correct that Spiderman isn't real. Because his real name is Spider-Man. Respect the hyphen.

But, it looks like modern Spider-Man likes ketchup on his hot dogs.

Is a cake a cake without icing? Obviously it is still cake.

 

[West Duval Nole]

Nah, it is totally correct that Spiderman isn't real. Because his real name is Spider-Man. Respect the hyphen.

But, it looks like modern Spider-Man likes ketchup on his hot dogs.

But does he consider a hot dog a sandwich or not?

 

[Joes Place]

Mr. Birch and I were at lunch today when a little boy that was 3 or 4 says quite emphatically, "You know that Spiderman doesn't even like ketchup." I was previously unaware that Spiderman had condiment preferences so a conversation ensued at our table and of course, there is no marital agreement on Spiderman's opinion of ketchup.

Naturally, Mr. Birch thinks everyone likes ketchup especially when combined with mustard to form a college football uniform but I completely disagree. I think this kid is on to something and that Spiderman actually prefers ranch as his condiment of choice.

What say you, HROT?

If he still has a functioning spider-penis, he's probably a fan of The Ketchup Song...

 

[win4jj]

I guess it’s safe to say we need to ketchup on the condiment choices of the super heroes.

 

[Funky Bunch]

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

I'll ask my 3 year old tonight and report back. He knows everything because he is 3

Blippi got a hold of your kid, eh?

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Update. Spiderman does not like ketchup because he is a superhero and doesn't have time for ketchup.

 

[Moral]

OP and her human male gentleman are both kind of right. Spiderman is actually a Kranch guy, but dislikes ketchup and ranch by themselves.

 

[lucas80]

Isn't the real take away that the OP's a cheap lunch date? Any place that allows 4 year old kids in, much less one where you might have to talk to a 4 year old kid about ketchup seems kinda poor.

 

[hawkbirch]

Isn't the real take away that the OP's a cheap lunch date? Any place that allows 4 year old kids in, much less one where you might have to talk to a 4 year old kid about ketchup seems kinda poor.

Spaghetti Works. Which makes a ketchup conversation that much stranger.

 

[JWolf74]

Spaghetti Works. Which makes a ketchup conversation that much stranger.

But Royal Mile was just around the corner. Or Hessen Haus. Or High Life/El Bait. Or Fongs. Spaghetti works is olive garden without endless soup.

 

[dandh]

Somewhere in the multiverse there is a Spiderman who hates ketchup, so your kid has to be right.

 

[Fan In Black]

Spiderman isnt real. that kid is a dumb ass

 

[BioHawk]

FYI to you, your wife and the kid. Spiderman isn't real and neither is Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth fairy.

You must be great at parties.

Oh, and...

 

[BioHawk]

Nah, it is totally correct that Spiderman isn't real. Because his real name is Spider-Man. Respect the hyphen.

But, it looks like modern Spider-Man likes ketchup on his hot dogs.

Well, there you go.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Spaghetti Works. Which makes a ketchup conversation that much stranger.

Spaghetti Works sounds good!