Don't you just hate it when you trip and fall and your penis lands in a vagina?

[TJ8869]

Man, that's the worst. It's happened to me several times and I'm sure it's happened to most of you guys. And now it has happened to Ehsan Abdulaziz, a 46-year-old British property developer from Saudi Arabia who just happens to be a millionaire. The vagina that broke his fall belongs to an 18-year-old girl who was sleeping off her buzz on his couch after playing the role of arm candy for him at a swanky nightclub earlier that evening.

Fortunately the judge and jury understood how this type of mishap can sometimes occur and they sent him on his way, presumably after apologizing for wasting his time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html

 

[QChawks]

oldest trick in the book

 

[swagsurfer02]

Maybe she slipped, tripped, and fell on his di@k....


Meh, cut it off anyway!

 

[UKGrad93]

Perfectly reasonable explanation.

 

[Huey Grey]

I heard that Branstad wants to adopt this guy. He's already got a son who is a murderer. Adding a rapist to the dinner table would make the holiday season that much more festive.

 

[Capital1Hawk]

Muslims, trump would castrate the sob.

 

[TJ8869]

I heard that Branstad wants to adopt this guy. He's already got a son who is a murderer. Adding a rapist to the dinner table would make the holiday season that much more festive.

Muslims, trump would castrate the sob.

This is a dick thread. Take your partisan sniping elsewhere.

 

[naturalmwa]

This is a dick thread.

Pics?

 

[Huey Grey]

This is a dick thread. Take your partisan sniping elsewhere.

There is definitely a dick involved in this thread.

 

[TJ8869]

Pics?

 

[Joes Place]

Man, that's the worst. It's happened to me several times and I'm sure it's happened to most of you guys. And now it has happened to Ehsan Abdulaziz, a 46-year-old British property developer from Saudi Arabia who just happens to be a millionaire. The vagina that broke his fall belongs to an 18-year-old girl who was sleeping off her buzz on his couch after playing the role of arm candy for him at a swanky nightclub earlier that evening.

Fortunately the judge and jury understood how this type of mishap can sometimes occur and they sent him on his way, presumably after apologizing for wasting his time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html

Well....they DID have a precedent to cite at the trial.....

You see, some of this guy's family enemies have tripped and fallen on knives 6 TIMES or more. That TOTALLY explained the 'multiple thrusts' the girl felt, because this was basically the same phenomenon....

 

[86Hawkeye]

There is definitely a dick involved in this thread.

Yes there is.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

oldest trick in the book

Have you ever tried walking out of the bathroom nude and acting like you didn't know someone was there?

Cause that works too.

 

[TJ8869]

Have you ever tried walking out of the bathroom nude and acting like you didn't know someone was there?

Cause that works too.

Phil Hartman was simply the best.

"Another good thing is to, uh, get them out on your boat for some reason. Because, uh, because then it's really hard for them to get away."

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cold-opening/n10108

 

[INXS83]

Man, that's the worst. It's happened to me several times and I'm sure it's happened to most of you guys. And now it has happened to Ehsan Abdulaziz, a 46-year-old British property developer from Saudi Arabia who just happens to be a millionaire. The vagina that broke his fall belongs to an 18-year-old girl who was sleeping off her buzz on his couch after playing the role of arm candy for him at a swanky nightclub earlier that evening.

Fortunately the judge and jury understood how this type of mishap can sometimes occur and they sent him on his way, presumably after apologizing for wasting his time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html

So, he just happened to have an erection at that moment? Erection necessary for proper penetration.

Cue Dr. Evil........"R-R-I-I-G-G-H-H-T-T!!!"

 

[BubsFinn]

So this girl was on her way to the library and she accidentally fell asleep on a Saudi millionaire’s couch? She knew what she was there for. Both of them should stop insulting our intelligence.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Muslims, trump would castrate the sob.

For being a muslim or stealing his tricks?

 

[NoleSoup4U]

Head or gut?